Round ID: 263671
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 59 minutes and 41.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.8%
    Total Population: 15

    Evacuation Rate: 8 (53.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 8 (53.3%)
    Survival Rate: 12 (80%)
    First Death: Mike Haddad, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (142,66,3). Damage taken: 0/99.8/2/92.9.
    Round: Green Star
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
LOGICIAN-NVDB (Played by: cardboardf0x)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

LOGICIAN-NVDB's minions were:
LOGICIAN-NVDB Medical Shell-434 (Played by: cardboardf0x),
Medical Cyborg-60 (Played by: georgianenemy)

Verity-312 (Played by: sablesteel) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
A paradox clone appeared on the station!
wildorado was Ted Metek the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Ted Metek remains alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Take Ted Metek, the Captain's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Success!
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The traitors were:
tttruancy was Holden Karr the Chaplain and survived

Holden Karr was a corporate climber.

Objective #1: Prevent Friend, the Mime, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

bagpipejogger was Crippling Depression the Clown and survived

Crippling Depression was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 10 TC) [Suppressor
1 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][.357 Speed Loader (50% off!)
2 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.x4][Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Arcticus Cecropia, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

georgianenemy was Medical Cyborg-60 the Cyborg and survived

Medical Cyborg-60 was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate MODsuit (75% off!)
2 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Jacqui Keener, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Gene Williams, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

tyaper was Denholm Tanner the Paramedic and survived

Denholm Tanner was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][.357 Speed Loader (75% off!)
1 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.x3]

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Ted Metek, the Captain. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Grace Enderly, reinforced walls, infatuation
The code responses were: holy water, Zaoozaoo Zixzixxuqm, horrorterrors
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 17587 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1172.47 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Friend with 2297 cr!