[2026-08-26 19:35:48.650] Starting up round ID 263671.
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[2026-08-26 21:44:20.723] PAPER: Crippling Depression has sent a fax with the message "The Legend of the Omega Soap
Essence of potato, juice, not grind.
A lizard's tail, turned into wine.
Powder of monkey, to help the workload.
Some Krokodil, because meth would explode.
Nitric acid and Baldium, for organic dissolving.
A cup full of hooch, for sins' absolving.
A dash of bluespace dust, for removal of stains.
A syringe of Pump-Up, Security's worst of pains.
A can of Space Cola, to watch the dirt fade.
Heat as hot as possible, let the soap be your blade.
With ten units of each, the soap that topples all will be made./" to NT Customer Relations/central_command.
[2026-08-26 21:59:26.946] PAPER: *no key*/(monkey (135)) held the paper up to the security camera, requesting cardboardf0x/(LOGICIAN-NVDB) read it.
[2026-08-26 22:13:07.475] PAPER: *no key*/(monkey (1)) held the paper up to the security camera, requesting cardboardf0x/(LOGICIAN-NVDB) read it.
[2026-08-26 22:25:34.741] PAPER: *no key*/(monkey (1)) held the paper up to the security camera, requesting cardboardf0x/(LOGICIAN-NVDB) read it.
[2026-08-26 22:31:20.585] PAPER: *no key*/(monkey (135)) held the paper up to the security camera, requesting cardboardf0x/(LOGICIAN-NVDB) read it.
[2026-08-26 22:33:11.584] PAPER: *no key*/(monkey (135)) held the paper up to the security camera, requesting cardboardf0x/(LOGICIAN-NVDB) read it.
[2026-08-26 22:33:40.379] PAPER: *no key*/(monkey (135)) held the paper up to the security camera, requesting cardboardf0x/(LOGICIAN-NVDB) read it.
[2026-08-26 22:33:43.938] PAPER: *no key*/(monkey (135)) held the paper up to the security camera, requesting cardboardf0x/(LOGICIAN-NVDB) read it.
[2026-08-26 22:39:19.235] PAPER: *no key*/(monkey (135)) held the paper up to the security camera, requesting cardboardf0x/(LOGICIAN-NVDB) read it.