[2026-08-23 22:05:07.857] Starting up round ID 263631.
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[2026-08-23 22:53:41.266] UPLINK: scrubbehh/(Tychus Tiber) purchased Molt'Obeso Sauce Bottle for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-23 22:54:12.779] UPLINK: scrubbehh/(Tychus Tiber) purchased Molt'Obeso Sauce Bottle for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-23 23:11:25.968] UPLINK: 0x0/(Sydney McKraken) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from Sydney McKraken (Station Engineer)'s uplink
[2026-08-23 23:11:36.574] UPLINK: 0x0/(Sydney McKraken) purchased Syndicate Encryption Key for 2 telecrystals from Sydney McKraken (Station Engineer)'s uplink
[2026-08-23 23:27:55.600] UPLINK: 0x0/(Sydney McKraken) purchased Hacked AI Law Upload Module for 4 telecrystals from Sydney McKraken (Station Engineer)'s uplink
[2026-08-23 23:28:02.874] UPLINK: scrubbehh/(Tychus Tiber) purchased Storage Implant for 8 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-23 23:29:06.963] UPLINK: scrubbehh/(Tychus Tiber) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-23 23:29:11.936] UPLINK: scrubbehh/(Tychus Tiber) purchased Composition X-4 for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-23 23:29:14.370] UPLINK: scrubbehh/(Tychus Tiber) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-23 23:43:45.226] UPLINK: scrubbehh/(Tychus Tiber) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2026-08-23 23:52:34.368] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Polarized Contact Lenses for 3 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-08-23 23:52:40.876] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-08-23 23:52:56.848] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Chameleon Kit for 2 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-08-23 23:56:10.012] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Freedom Implant for 5 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-08-23 23:58:21.016] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (28% off!) for 5 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-08-23 23:58:41.307] UPLINK: masterpainis/(Bingo Bobie) purchased Syndicate Spraycan for 1 telecrystals from Bingo Bobie (Assistant)'s uplink
[2026-08-24 00:03:34.968] UPLINK: virtualjohn/(Tyber Riers) purchased Syndicate Surplus Crate for 20 telecrystals from the fountain pen's uplink