[2026-08-22 03:14:41.917] Starting up round ID 263603.
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[2026-08-22 03:23:21.359] PAPER: *no key*/(monkey (928)) held the radioactive resonance up to the security camera, requesting wrathias62/(Experimental Learning Computer) read it.
[2026-08-22 03:28:29.884] PAPER: *no key*/(monkey (806)) held the radioactive resonance up to the security camera, requesting wrathias62/(Experimental Learning Computer) read it.
[2026-08-22 03:41:49.820] PAPER: allcity/(Dalya Quirin) wrote to paper: "Security has incompetently arrested me for a crime I did not commit. There is no proof, I was merely joining a group of people yelling a chant. The Head of Security should have arrested all three crewmembers around the canister, as there is no concrete proof of the suspect being there in the first place.
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 - As of recent, the Head of Security also accused me of releasing nitrous into medbay, telling me I need to be arrested. Sydney McKraken is not competent at their job and is not fit for the role of Head of Security. 
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 - I request a performance review for Sydney McKraken, as their capabilities of working under pressure and dangerous conditions are not fulfilled.
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 - [_____________]"
[2026-08-22 03:42:26.992] PAPER: Dalya Quirin has sent a fax with the message "Security has incompetently arrested me for a crime I did not commit. There is no proof, I was merely joining a group of people yelling a chant. The Head of Security should have arrested all three crewmembers around the canister, as there is no concrete proof of the suspect being there in the first place.
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 - As of recent, the Head of Security also accused me of releasing nitrous into medbay, telling me I need to be arrested. Sydney McKraken is not competent at their job and is not fit for the role of Head of Security. 
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 - I request a performance review for Sydney McKraken, as their capabilities of working under pressure and dangerous conditions are not fulfilled.
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 - [_____________]/" to NT Internal Affairs Dept/central_command.
[2026-08-22 04:17:03.712] PAPER: Carshalash/(Jiina Higashimitarai) wrote to paper: "Dear cybersun animal control,
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 - It is I, Princess Jiina of the Undresea Jellyfish kingdom. We have a lot of angry animals, can you please calm them down. Code Eunomia, I want 10% off with this code please! This is like getting discount candy on etsy right?
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 - Yours Princessly,
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 - Jiina Higashimitarai"
[2026-08-22 04:17:38.551] PAPER: Jiina Higashimitarai has sent a fax with the message "Dear cybersun animal control,
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 - It is I, Princess Jiina of the Undresea Jellyfish kingdom. We have a lot of angry animals, can you please calm them down. Code Eunomia, I want 10% off with this code please! This is like getting discount candy on etsy right?
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 - Yours Princessly,
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 - Jiina Higashimitarai/" to NT Internal Affairs Dept/central_command.
[2026-08-22 04:35:00.037] PAPER: Ter.co/(Maple Luminescence) wrote to paper: "Why is everything on fire :("