[2026-08-21 22:33:40.295] Starting up round ID 263599.
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[2026-08-21 23:49:26.855] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Cargo Technician)'s uplink
[2026-08-21 23:53:59.910] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased Frag Grenade for 1 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Cargo Technician)'s uplink
[2026-08-21 23:54:08.260] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased Experimental Syndicate Teleporter for 8 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Cargo Technician)'s uplink
[2026-08-21 23:55:07.058] UPLINK: papamichael/(Nathaniel Narp) purchased Contractor Baton for 7 telecrystals from Nathaniel Narp (Cargo Technician)'s uplink
[2026-08-22 00:23:51.382] UPLINK: deadbanana34/(Tutorial Mime) purchased 1 raw telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2026-08-22 00:28:08.443] UPLINK: deadbanana34/(Tutorial Mime) purchased Storage Implant for 8 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2026-08-22 00:28:20.232] UPLINK: deadbanana34/(Tutorial Mime) purchased Energy Sword for 6 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2026-08-22 00:29:10.219] UPLINK: deadbanana34/(Tutorial Mime) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2026-08-22 00:29:17.742] UPLINK: deadbanana34/(Tutorial Mime) purchased No-Slip Chameleon Shoes for 2 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2026-08-22 00:38:16.676] UPLINK: gryffinp/(Evil Tutorial Mime) purchased Syndicate Surplus Crate for 20 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink