Round ID: 263599
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 23 minutes and 29.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.6%
    Total Population: 20

    Evacuation Rate: 16 (80%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 13 (65%)
    Survival Rate: 22 (110%)
    First Death: Ezekiel Burns as Lana Lombardi, Station Engineer, at The Lizard's Gas (198,88,3). Damage taken: 93.6/30.5/0/86.04.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
GonDOS V0.0.1 (Played by: russelnotscp)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

GonDOS V0.0.1's minions were:
Coherence Regulator (Played by: nohaxjustpi) (Deactivated),
GonDOS V0.0.1 Engineering Shell-931 (Played by: russelnotscp),
D.A.V.E (Played by: thatvaultie),
BaumBot (Played by: isweartostonedimnotgod),
Default Android-213 (Played by: wrathias62) (Deactivated)
The Aliens were:
The other antagonists were:
papamichael was mothroach?... and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: DIE
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!
The OH GOD WHY was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
gryffinp was Xuqmvol Quumxuqqixqrr the Paradox Clone and died
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Xuqmvol Quumxuqqixqrr remains alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Take Xuqmvol Quumxuqqixqrr, the Security Officer's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The traitors were:
papamichael was Nathaniel Narp the Cargo Technician and died

Nathaniel Narp was a Champion of Evil!
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[Contractor Baton
7 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated.
]


Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

deadbanana34 was Tutorial Mime and died

Tutorial Mime was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]


Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #4: Give tutorials to people on how to do crimes.
The traitor has failed!

gryffinp was Evil Tutorial Mime and died

Evil Tutorial Mime was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Contents are sorted to always be worth 40 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.
]
[Surplus Item: MOD plate compression module
Surplus
Obtained via surplus crate.
x2]
[Surplus Item: C-4 charge
Surplus
Obtained via surplus crate.
]
[Surplus Item: smoke kit
Surplus
Obtained via surplus crate.
]
[Surplus Item: power-fist
Surplus
Obtained via surplus crate.
]
[Surplus Item: syndicate teleporter kit
Surplus
Obtained via surplus crate.
]
[Surplus Item: MOD shock absorption module
Surplus
Obtained via surplus crate.
]
[Surplus Item: speed loader (.357)
Surplus
Obtained via surplus crate.
]
[Surplus Item: deluxe codespeak manual
Surplus
Obtained via surplus crate.
]
[Surplus Item: pen
Surplus
Obtained via surplus crate.
]
[Surplus Item: F.R.A.M.E. disk
Surplus
Obtained via surplus crate.
]
[Surplus Item: suspicious beacon
Surplus
Obtained via surplus crate.
]


Objective #1: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #2: Foil the plans of the Tutorial Mime.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Big Brother, kindness
The code responses were: delivery office, Cyborg, windows, briefcases
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 29048 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1452.4 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Vudeelal-Jei with 10500 cr!