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{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:22:42.355","cat":"paper","msg":"kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) wrote to paper: \"This is a warrant.\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":10.806,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":5273.5,"timestamp":"1787282562.355895"},"s-store":null,"id":6931,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:22:56.273","cat":"paper","msg":"kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) wrote to paper: \"%s\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":68.182,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":5411,"timestamp":"1787282576.274071"},"s-store":null,"id":7052,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:23:00.834","cat":"paper","msg":"kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) wrote to paper: \"Fuck\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":61.23,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":5456,"timestamp":"1787282580.834977"},"s-store":null,"id":7121,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:23:26.017","cat":"paper","msg":"kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) wrote to paper: \"This is a warrant.\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":43.04,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":5703.5,"timestamp":"1787282606.018151"},"s-store":null,"id":7332,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:23:29.882","cat":"paper","msg":"kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) wrote to paper: \"[_____________]\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":71.532,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":5742,"timestamp":"1787282609.882755"},"s-store":null,"id":7357,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:43:10.140","cat":"paper","msg":"admiralgigatron/(Astana Mossberg) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"Hello,\n\nHave you reached a decision yet?\n\nthank you, \n[_______________]\nAstana Mossberg\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":13.108,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":17389.5,"timestamp":"1787283790.141089"},"s-store":null,"id":22382,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:43:31.560","cat":"paper","msg":"Astana Mossberg has sent a fax with the message \"Hello,\n\nHave you reached a decision yet?\n\nthank you, \n[_______________]\nAstana Mossberg/\" to Chief Engineer's Office/3FB7r.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":17.022,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":17603.5,"timestamp":"1787283811.560324"},"s-store":null,"id":22695,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:44:07.955","cat":"paper","msg":"the1sttyrant/(Singes-The-Lungs) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"I have not yet.\n\n[_________________]\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":16.696,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":17963,"timestamp":"1787283847.955397"},"s-store":null,"id":23247,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:44:27.490","cat":"paper","msg":"Singes-The-Lungs has sent a fax with the message \"Hello,\n\nHave you reached a decision yet?\n\nthank you, \n[_______________]\nAstana Mossberg/I have not yet.\n\n[_________________]/\" to Head of Personnel's Office/apTm7.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":89.726,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":18157,"timestamp":"1787283867.490809"},"s-store":null,"id":23513,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:46:10.545","cat":"paper","msg":"the1sttyrant/(Singes-The-Lungs) wrote to paper: \"This is Chief Engineer Singes-The-Lungs upon Paperstation 13, I am here reporting on the vast overstep of the Captain upon the engineering department, they are attempting to force us to delmainate the main Supermatter Crystal. I would ask for some kind of order for them to cease or to send personnel over here for inspection.\n\n[________________________]\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":58.45,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":19166.5,"timestamp":"1787283970.546008"},"s-store":null,"id":24667,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:46:44.586","cat":"paper","msg":"Singes-The-Lungs has sent a fax with the message \"This is Chief Engineer Singes-The-Lungs upon Paperstation 13, I am here reporting on the vast overstep of the Captain upon the engineering department, they are attempting to force us to delmainate the main Supermatter Crystal. I would ask for some kind of order for them to cease or to send personnel over here for inspection.\n\n[________________________]/\" to Nanotrasen Tech Support/central_command.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.952,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":19502.5,"timestamp":"1787284004.587449"},"s-store":null,"id":24938,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:47:14.290","cat":"paper","msg":"admiralgigatron/(Astana Mossberg) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"Hello,\n\nIn order to conserve station resources and time, I will unfortunately require you to have reached a decision within ~10 'minutes'. if it is not reached within this time, I will directly ask CC instead and carry the task out myself\n\nThank you, and use a separate paper next time,\n[_______________________________________]\nAstana Mossberg\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":13.124,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":19794,"timestamp":"1787284034.291380"},"s-store":null,"id":25192,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:47:22.819","cat":"paper","msg":"Astana Mossberg has sent a fax with the message \"Hello,\n\nIn order to conserve station resources and time, I will unfortunately require you to have reached a decision within ~10 'minutes'. if it is not reached within this time, I will directly ask CC instead and carry the task out myself\n\nThank you, and use a separate paper next time,\n[_______________________________________]\nAstana Mossberg/\" to Chief Engineer's Office/3FB7r.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":35.176,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":19878.5,"timestamp":"1787284042.819897"},"s-store":null,"id":25249,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:57:29.851","cat":"paper","msg":"secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) has printed \"Shitfuck 8 Googledybooble\" (id: 12301) by Maggie Whiskertons from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":4.43,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":25879,"timestamp":"1787284649.851480"},"s-store":null,"id":30356,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 03:58:12.721","cat":"paper","msg":"Astana Mossberg has sent a fax with the message \"<h1><table bgcolor=\"royalblue\" width=\"100%\"><th><div align=\"center\"><font color=\"white\">Permit to perform hazardous work</font></div></th></table></h1><hr /><p><strong>Permission requestor's name (with signature):</strong></p><p>[___________________________________]</p><p><strong>Work description:</strong></span></p><p>[___________________________________]</p><p>[___________________________________]</p><p>[___________________________________]</p><p>[___________________________________]</p><p>[___________________________________]</p><p>[___________________________________]</p><hr /><font color=\"grey\"><div align=\"justify\">Responsibility for any damage to property or employees of Nanotrasen Corporation during the execution of dangerous work lies with the person requesting the permit and the person issuing the permit.</div></font></p><hr /><p><strong>The name of the permittee (with signature):</strong></p><p>[___________________________________]</p><p><strong>Date:</strong></p><p>[___].[___].[___]</p><p>[___]:[___]</p><p><font color=\"grey\">Place for a stamp</font></p><hr /><font color=\"grey\"><div align=\"justify\">This document is the property of Nanotrasen Corporation. Without the signatures and seals of the managers or their deputies, this document has no corporate force.</div></font></p>/\" to Nanotrasen Tech Support/central_command.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":10.134,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":26303.5,"timestamp":"1787284692.721830"},"s-store":null,"id":30810,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 04:03:34.205","cat":"paper","msg":"secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) has printed \"Tangled Tails (Part 1)\" (id: 12265) by Lyca Moonrose from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":3.864,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":29466,"timestamp":"1787285014.206345"},"s-store":null,"id":33458,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 04:03:40.733","cat":"paper","msg":"secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) has printed \"Tangled Tails (Part 2)\" (id: 12266) by Lyca Moonrose from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":3.18,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":29531,"timestamp":"1787285020.733448"},"s-store":null,"id":33515,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 04:14:11.420","cat":"paper","msg":"thejohnsmith/(Maggie Whiskertons) wrote to paper: \"**MEOWGARET**\n*A Brief Commentary on the Name That Was Taken*\n___\n\n### Author\u2019s Note\n\nAuthor and chronicler Maggie Whiskertons has documented many of this station\u2019s stranger moments. Few know that the name under which she now publishes was not the one she was born to.\n\nThe following exchange, recovered from Common channel logs, records the first public admission of that loss.\n\n___\n\n**[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, \u201cLooking back at my old books I saw my old name. Meowgaret.\u201d\n\n**[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, \u201cHigh command told me that my felinid name wasn\u2019t appropriate for a human workplace.\u201d\n\n**[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, \u201cI\u2019ve been heartbroken ever since.\u201d\n\n**[Common] Walks-In-Shade** hisses, \u201cThat blowsss. The decisssion, not the name.\u201d\n\n**[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, \u201cI guess we all make sacrifices.\u201d\n\n___\n\n### Aftermath\n\nNo formal petition followed. No protest was filed. The name \u201cMeowgaret\u201d simply disappeared from her bylines, replaced by the safer, more human-sounding \u201cMaggie Whiskertons.\u201d\n\nYet those who have read her earlier works still find the old signature in the margins, scratched out but never quite erased. Some claim the author has begun quietly signing certain volumes with both names. Others say she is waiting for the right moment to reclaim what was taken.\n\nUntil then, the station\u2019s most dedicated historian continues her work under a name that was never truly hers\u2014still heartbroken, still writing, and still, in the quiet hours between shifts, answering to Meowgaret.\n\n___\n\n*Compiled from surviving radio logs*  \n*Central Command Historical Archives*  \n*2566*\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":11.804,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":35740,"timestamp":"1787285651.421282"},"s-store":null,"id":39147,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 04:27:32.745","cat":"paper","msg":"thejohnsmith/(Maggie Whiskertons) wrote to paper: \"**YEAH UH... YEAH.**\n*Commentaries on the Meteor Storm and Subsequent Evacuation*\n___\n\n### A Brief Historical Note\n\nOn this particular shift, the station received a standard Meteor Alert. What followed was a rapid descent from mild concern into open chaos, culminating in one of the more understated emergency shuttle calls in recent memory.\n\nThe following is reconstructed from Common channel logs and station announcements.\n\n___\n\n**Central Command Update**  \nMeteor Alert  \nMeteors have been detected on collision course with the station.\n\n**[Common] Karl Hoffman** exclaims, \u201cBRACE!\u201d  \n**[Common] Frobert Planter** crackles, \u201cThere was one crate of shields\u201d  \n**[Common] Singes-The-Lungs** states, \u201cShield sats do almost nothing unless you spend like two hours setting up so so many.\u201d  \n**[Common] Fives** states, \u201cMETORS\u201d  \n**[Common] Fives** states, \u201cHIT SAT\u201d  \n**[Common] Fives** states, \u201cIM DYING\u201d  \n**[Common] Valerie Nakano** yells, \u201cOPEN THE DAMN EVA ROOM!!!\u201d  \n**[Common] Singes-The-Lungs** states, \u201cSUIT OUT OF POWER IN SPACE\u201d  \n**[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, \u201cEveryone should be super happy I put shielding around departures right now.\u201d  \n**[Common] Ignia AR** crackles, \u201cTHAT HIT REAL CLOSE TO THER BAR\u201d\n\nA shuttle vote was called. It failed.\n\n**[Common] Astana Mossberg** says, \u201cLack of 2 heads of staff direct approval\u2026 has ruled the shuttle vote to be a No\u201d  \n**[Common] Valerie Nakano** says, \u201cYou can\u2019t be fucking serious.\u201d  \n**[Common] Nebula Chugunges** flutters, \u201cNEVER SHUTTLE\u201d  \n**[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, \u201cI would like to leave.\u201d\n\nMoments later, the emergency shuttle was successfully dispatched.\n\n**Emergency Shuttle Uplink Alert**  \nNature of emergency:  \nyeah uh... yeah.\n\n___\n\n### Aftermath\n\nThe station did not explode. Most of the crew survived. The single crate of shield satellites was later determined to have been insufficient, as predicted by Engineering. Maggie Whiskertons\u2019 preemptive shielding of Departures was noted in several after-action reports as \u201csurprisingly helpful.\u201d\n\nThe official reason for the evacuation remains, to this day, simply:\n\n**yeah uh... yeah.**\n\n___\n\n*Compiled from surviving radio logs and station announcements*  \n*Central Command Historical Archives*  \n*2566*\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":8.04,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":43461,"timestamp":"1787286452.746014"},"s-store":null,"id":46460,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 04:32:08.919","cat":"paper","msg":"thejohnsmith/(Maggie Whiskertons) has printed \"YEAH UH... YEAH\" (id: 12305) by Maggie Whiskertons from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":3.368,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":46073.5,"timestamp":"1787286728.919679"},"s-store":null,"id":48925,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 04:32:29.876","cat":"paper","msg":"thejohnsmith/(Maggie Whiskertons) has printed \"MEOWGARET - On the Taken Name\" (id: 12304) by Maggie Whiskertons from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":3.112,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":46274.5,"timestamp":"1787286749.876689"},"s-store":null,"id":49113,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}