[2026-08-21 03:12:26.589] Starting up round ID 263585. - ------------------------- [2026-08-21 03:22:42.355] PAPER: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) wrote to paper: "This is a warrant." [2026-08-21 03:22:56.273] PAPER: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) wrote to paper: "%s" [2026-08-21 03:23:00.834] PAPER: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) wrote to paper: "Fuck" [2026-08-21 03:23:26.018] PAPER: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) wrote to paper: "This is a warrant." [2026-08-21 03:23:29.882] PAPER: kaiserkarl/(Karl Hoffman) wrote to paper: "[_____________]" [2026-08-21 03:43:10.140] PAPER: admiralgigatron/(Astana Mossberg) wrote to sheet of carbon: "Hello, - - Have you reached a decision yet? - - thank you, - [_______________] - Astana Mossberg" [2026-08-21 03:43:31.560] PAPER: Astana Mossberg has sent a fax with the message "Hello, - - Have you reached a decision yet? - - thank you, - [_______________] - Astana Mossberg/" to Chief Engineer's Office/3FB7r. [2026-08-21 03:44:07.955] PAPER: the1sttyrant/(Singes-The-Lungs) wrote to sheet of carbon: "I have not yet. - - [_________________]" [2026-08-21 03:44:27.490] PAPER: Singes-The-Lungs has sent a fax with the message "Hello, - - Have you reached a decision yet? - - thank you, - [_______________] - Astana Mossberg/I have not yet. - - [_________________]/" to Head of Personnel's Office/apTm7. [2026-08-21 03:46:10.545] PAPER: the1sttyrant/(Singes-The-Lungs) wrote to paper: "This is Chief Engineer Singes-The-Lungs upon Paperstation 13, I am here reporting on the vast overstep of the Captain upon the engineering department, they are attempting to force us to delmainate the main Supermatter Crystal. I would ask for some kind of order for them to cease or to send personnel over here for inspection. - - [________________________]" [2026-08-21 03:46:44.587] PAPER: Singes-The-Lungs has sent a fax with the message "This is Chief Engineer Singes-The-Lungs upon Paperstation 13, I am here reporting on the vast overstep of the Captain upon the engineering department, they are attempting to force us to delmainate the main Supermatter Crystal. I would ask for some kind of order for them to cease or to send personnel over here for inspection. - - [________________________]/" to Nanotrasen Tech Support/central_command. [2026-08-21 03:47:14.291] PAPER: admiralgigatron/(Astana Mossberg) wrote to sheet of carbon: "Hello, - - In order to conserve station resources and time, I will unfortunately require you to have reached a decision within ~10 'minutes'. if it is not reached within this time, I will directly ask CC instead and carry the task out myself - - Thank you, and use a separate paper next time, - [_______________________________________] - Astana Mossberg" [2026-08-21 03:47:22.819] PAPER: Astana Mossberg has sent a fax with the message "Hello, - - In order to conserve station resources and time, I will unfortunately require you to have reached a decision within ~10 'minutes'. if it is not reached within this time, I will directly ask CC instead and carry the task out myself - - Thank you, and use a separate paper next time, - [_______________________________________] - Astana Mossberg/" to Chief Engineer's Office/3FB7r. [2026-08-21 03:57:29.851] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) has printed "Shitfuck 8 Googledybooble" (id: 12301) by Maggie Whiskertons from a book management console. [2026-08-21 03:58:12.721] PAPER: Astana Mossberg has sent a fax with the message "

Permit to perform hazardous work

Permission requestor's name (with signature):

[___________________________________]

Work description:

[___________________________________]

[___________________________________]

[___________________________________]

[___________________________________]

[___________________________________]

[___________________________________]

Responsibility for any damage to property or employees of Nanotrasen Corporation during the execution of dangerous work lies with the person requesting the permit and the person issuing the permit.

The name of the permittee (with signature):

[___________________________________]

Date:

[___].[___].[___]

[___]:[___]

Place for a stamp

This document is the property of Nanotrasen Corporation. Without the signatures and seals of the managers or their deputies, this document has no corporate force.

/" to Nanotrasen Tech Support/central_command. [2026-08-21 04:03:34.205] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) has printed "Tangled Tails (Part 1)" (id: 12265) by Lyca Moonrose from a book management console. [2026-08-21 04:03:40.733] PAPER: secc/(Johann 'Pseud' Eckhart) has printed "Tangled Tails (Part 2)" (id: 12266) by Lyca Moonrose from a book management console. [2026-08-21 04:14:11.420] PAPER: thejohnsmith/(Maggie Whiskertons) wrote to paper: "**MEOWGARET** - *A Brief Commentary on the Name That Was Taken* - ___ - - ### Author’s Note - - Author and chronicler Maggie Whiskertons has documented many of this station’s stranger moments. Few know that the name under which she now publishes was not the one she was born to. - - The following exchange, recovered from Common channel logs, records the first public admission of that loss. - - ___ - - **[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, “Looking back at my old books I saw my old name. Meowgaret.” - - **[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, “High command told me that my felinid name wasn’t appropriate for a human workplace.” - - **[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, “I’ve been heartbroken ever since.” - - **[Common] Walks-In-Shade** hisses, “That blowsss. The decisssion, not the name.” - - **[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, “I guess we all make sacrifices.” - - ___ - - ### Aftermath - - No formal petition followed. No protest was filed. The name “Meowgaret” simply disappeared from her bylines, replaced by the safer, more human-sounding “Maggie Whiskertons.” - - Yet those who have read her earlier works still find the old signature in the margins, scratched out but never quite erased. Some claim the author has begun quietly signing certain volumes with both names. Others say she is waiting for the right moment to reclaim what was taken. - - Until then, the station’s most dedicated historian continues her work under a name that was never truly hers—still heartbroken, still writing, and still, in the quiet hours between shifts, answering to Meowgaret. - - ___ - - *Compiled from surviving radio logs* - *Central Command Historical Archives* - *2566*" [2026-08-21 04:27:32.745] PAPER: thejohnsmith/(Maggie Whiskertons) wrote to paper: "**YEAH UH... YEAH.** - *Commentaries on the Meteor Storm and Subsequent Evacuation* - ___ - - ### A Brief Historical Note - - On this particular shift, the station received a standard Meteor Alert. What followed was a rapid descent from mild concern into open chaos, culminating in one of the more understated emergency shuttle calls in recent memory. - - The following is reconstructed from Common channel logs and station announcements. - - ___ - - **Central Command Update** - Meteor Alert - Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station. - - **[Common] Karl Hoffman** exclaims, “BRACE!” - **[Common] Frobert Planter** crackles, “There was one crate of shields” - **[Common] Singes-The-Lungs** states, “Shield sats do almost nothing unless you spend like two hours setting up so so many.” - **[Common] Fives** states, “METORS” - **[Common] Fives** states, “HIT SAT” - **[Common] Fives** states, “IM DYING” - **[Common] Valerie Nakano** yells, “OPEN THE DAMN EVA ROOM!!!” - **[Common] Singes-The-Lungs** states, “SUIT OUT OF POWER IN SPACE” - **[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, “Everyone should be super happy I put shielding around departures right now.” - **[Common] Ignia AR** crackles, “THAT HIT REAL CLOSE TO THER BAR” - - A shuttle vote was called. It failed. - - **[Common] Astana Mossberg** says, “Lack of 2 heads of staff direct approval… has ruled the shuttle vote to be a No” - **[Common] Valerie Nakano** says, “You can’t be fucking serious.” - **[Common] Nebula Chugunges** flutters, “NEVER SHUTTLE” - **[Common] Maggie Whiskertons** meows, “I would like to leave.” - - Moments later, the emergency shuttle was successfully dispatched. - - **Emergency Shuttle Uplink Alert** - Nature of emergency: - yeah uh... yeah. - - ___ - - ### Aftermath - - The station did not explode. Most of the crew survived. The single crate of shield satellites was later determined to have been insufficient, as predicted by Engineering. Maggie Whiskertons’ preemptive shielding of Departures was noted in several after-action reports as “surprisingly helpful.” - - The official reason for the evacuation remains, to this day, simply: - - **yeah uh... yeah.** - - ___ - - *Compiled from surviving radio logs and station announcements* - *Central Command Historical Archives* - *2566*" [2026-08-21 04:32:08.919] PAPER: thejohnsmith/(Maggie Whiskertons) has printed "YEAH UH... YEAH" (id: 12305) by Maggie Whiskertons from a book management console. [2026-08-21 04:32:29.876] PAPER: thejohnsmith/(Maggie Whiskertons) has printed "MEOWGARET - On the Taken Name" (id: 12304) by Maggie Whiskertons from a book management console.