[2026-08-21 00:53:28.126] Starting up round ID 263584.
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[2026-08-21 01:57:54.240] UPLINK: y0sh1m4s73r/(Plays-Stupid-Games) purchased GLA Brand Mail Counterfeit Device for 1 telecrystals from the fountain pen's uplink
[2026-08-21 01:58:02.432] UPLINK: y0sh1m4s73r/(Plays-Stupid-Games) purchased Syndicate Minibomb for 2 telecrystals from the fountain pen's uplink
[2026-08-21 02:51:12.038] UPLINK: y0sh1m4s73r/(Plays-Stupid-Games) purchased Radioactive Microlaser for 3 telecrystals from the fountain pen's uplink
[2026-08-21 02:51:33.499] UPLINK: y0sh1m4s73r/(Plays-Stupid-Games) purchased Energy Sword (33% off!) for 4 telecrystals from the fountain pen's uplink
[2026-08-21 03:04:01.029] UPLINK: y0sh1m4s73r/(Plays-Stupid-Games) purchased Agent Identification Card for 2 telecrystals from the fountain pen's uplink