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{"ts":"2026-08-20 23:58:43.770","cat":"paper","msg":"iamnotsmart/(Xuqmvol Quumxuqqixqrr) wrote to paper: \"For your information, Common is my second lanague and if I am not in a good mood, I will be speaking slime.\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":9.52,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":11685.5,"timestamp":"1787270323.770440"},"s-store":null,"id":11059,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 00:20:00.184","cat":"paper","msg":"lolofu/(Colton Kepplinger) wrote to paper: \"Forget that I'm mute; I waaaaaaaaanted to be part of Xenoy.\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":83.224,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":24179.5,"timestamp":"1787271600.184965"},"s-store":null,"id":22803,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 00:22:44.386","cat":"paper","msg":"mikeisinspace69/(Arianna Wigglesworth) wrote to sheet of carbon: \"Plz give clown access to SEC. They need a smile. I lost my hands and can't do it myself.\n\n\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":19.81,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":25762.5,"timestamp":"1787271764.386901"},"s-store":null,"id":24426,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 00:36:31.534","cat":"paper","msg":"thejohnsmith/(Malcolm Blackmore) wrote to paper: \"**Ling in Secx**\n___\nCommentaries on the August 21st incident of 2566, during which 3 seporate changelings attacked the station. Brave Bitrunner Aurora DT was quoted saying the following in the radio logs:\n\n[Common] Aurora DT crackles, \"Ling in secx\"\n[Common] Jalen Unk asks, \"LING SEX??\"\n[Common] Arcticus Cecropia flutters, \"Ling in sex\"\n[Common] Frankie Hauberk says, \"AWOOOGAAA\"\n[Common] Funfriend Medical Shell-22 queries, \"Ling sex???\"\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":13.224,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":33792.5,"timestamp":"1787272591.535195"},"s-store":null,"id":33653,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 00:40:16.007","cat":"paper","msg":"admiralgigatron/(Tanya Carie) wrote to paper: \"haha you stink, old people. the future is now old man\n\n\n[_____________________]\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":64.628,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":35980,"timestamp":"1787272816.007851"},"s-store":null,"id":36189,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 00:41:16.435","cat":"paper","msg":"thejohnsmith/(Malcolm Blackmore) wrote to paper: \"**LING IN SECX**\n*Commentaries on the August 21st Incident of 2566*\n___\n\n### A Brief Historical Note\n\nOn the 21st of August, 2566, Space Station 13 suffered one of the more confusing multi-changeling assaults on record. Three separate changelings\u2014operating independently rather than as a coordinated hive\u2014infiltrated the station during a relatively quiet shift. Their presence was first publicly announced not by a carefully worded security alert, nor by a panicked cry of \u201cChangelings in Security,\u201d but by a single, slightly garbled radio transmission that would later become legendary among both survivors and historians of the Nanotrasen fleet.\n\nWhat follows is a reconstruction of the event, drawn from declassified radio logs, after-action reports, and the testimony of those who were present.\n\n___\n\n### Chapter One: The Transmission\n\nAt approximately 40:37 Shift Time/PT, Bitrunner Aurora DT, operating from the station\u2019s network infrastructure, keyed into the common radio channel. The transmission that followed was short, urgent, and\u2014through a combination of static, haste, and the peculiar acoustics of the station\u2019s aging intercom system\u2014catastrophically ambiguous.\n\n**[Common] Aurora DT** crackles, \u201cLing in secx\u201d\n\nWhat Aurora DT intended was clear enough in retrospect: a warning that at least one changeling had been located inside the Security department (\u201csec\u201d). What the crew heard, however, was something else entirely.\n\nWithin seconds the channel erupted.\n\n**[Common] Jalen Unk** asks, \u201cLING SEX??\u201d\n**[Common] Arcticus Cecropia** flutters, \u201cLing in sex\u201d\n**[Common] Frankie Hauberk** says, \u201cAWOOOGAAA\u201d\n**[Common] Funfriend Medical Shell-22** queries, \u201cLing sex???\u201d\n\nThe phrase \u201cLing in secx\u201d had, in the space of a single breath, mutated into \u201cLing sex.\u201d The station\u2019s collective imagination did the rest.\n\n___\n\n### Chapter Two: Immediate Consequences\n\nSecurity officers already engaged with the first changeling found themselves suddenly answering frantic queries about the precise nature of the threat. Medical staff paused mid-surgery. Cargo technicians stopped stacking crates. Even the clown, for a brief and deeply unsettling moment, fell silent.\n\nThe three changelings, for their part, appear to have been as confused as everyone else. One was later recovered from a maintenance tunnel muttering variations of the phrase. Another was found attempting to assume the form of a security officer while simultaneously trying to determine what \u201cling sex\u201d might entail. The third simply fled into the chapel and refused to come out until the round ended.\n\n___\n\n### Chapter Three: Aftermath and Legacy\n\nOfficial Nanotrasen after-action reports carefully omit the radio exchange, referring only to \u201ca brief period of communications disruption.\u201d Unofficial records tell a different story. For months afterward, the phrase \u201cLing in secx\u201d appeared on bathroom walls, in graffiti on the arrivals shuttle, and once\u2014inexplicably\u2014on the Captain\u2019s personal whiteboard.\n\nBitrunner Aurora DT later clarified the original transmission in a formal statement. The clarification was widely ignored.\n\nTo this day, veterans of that shift will, when the lights flicker or the airlocks cycle without command, lean into their headsets and murmur the same three words. Not as a warning. Not even as a joke.\n\nSimply as a reminder that, on Space Station 13, even the most urgent intelligence can be transformed by static, haste, and the human (or silicon) tendency to hear exactly what one least expects.\n\n___\n\n*Compiled from surviving radio logs and crew testimony*\n*Central Command Historical Archives*\n*2567*\"","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":10.946,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":36565.5,"timestamp":"1787272876.436659"},"s-store":null,"id":36862,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 00:43:49.731","cat":"paper","msg":"thejohnsmith/(Malcolm Blackmore) has printed \"Ling in Secx\" (id: 12302) by Malcolm Blackmore from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":3.33,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":38020.5,"timestamp":"1787273029.732005"},"s-store":null,"id":38603,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 00:43:58.804","cat":"paper","msg":"thejohnsmith/(Malcolm Blackmore) has printed \"Ling in Secx\" (id: 12302) by Malcolm Blackmore from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":2.724,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":38105.5,"timestamp":"1787273038.804516"},"s-store":null,"id":38690,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 00:44:16.759","cat":"paper","msg":"thejohnsmith/(Malcolm Blackmore) has printed \"Ling in Secx\" (id: 12302) by Malcolm Blackmore from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":3.758,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":38270.5,"timestamp":"1787273056.759514"},"s-store":null,"id":38889,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 00:44:55.845","cat":"paper","msg":"thejohnsmith/(Malcolm Blackmore) has printed \"Ling in Secx\" (id: 12302) by Malcolm Blackmore from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":3.822,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":38636,"timestamp":"1787273095.845779"},"s-store":null,"id":39321,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}
{"ts":"2026-08-21 00:45:09.121","cat":"paper","msg":"thejohnsmith/(Malcolm Blackmore) has printed \"Ling in Secx\" (id: 12302) by Malcolm Blackmore from a book management console.","data":null,"w-state":{"tick_usage":3.468,"tick_lag":0.5,"time":38761.5,"timestamp":"1787273109.122622"},"s-store":null,"id":39494,"s-ver":"1.0.0"}