{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 210%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 6562 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 174 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:02:20","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report
A summary of the station's situation has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:02:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I respect women. I respect women enough to trust the safety of the station to them. As such, I will be handing the nuke disc to the first woman I see. It's what Judith Butler would have wanted.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:02:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I respect women. I respect women enough to trust the safety of the station to them. As such, I will be handing the nuke disc to the first woman I see. It's what Judith Butler would have wanted.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:04:35","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"To empower women, I will be taking photographs of every woman I see, to document their competence and power and autonomy and independence","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:04:35","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"To empower women, I will be taking photographs of every woman I see, to document their competence and power and autonomy and independence","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 190%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 8185 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 191 Credits.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:07:26","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
Unusual lifesign readings detected in the Aft Starboard Maintenance ventilation network.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 200%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 10366 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 215 Credits.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of titanium.
Lockdown! MODular Solutions is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for titanium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:13:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Electrical Storm Alert
An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:14:28","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Paperwork Mishap Alert
A recent bureaucratic error in the Organic Resources Department may result in personnel shortages in some departments and redundant staffing in others.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 210%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 12746 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 234 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of uranium.
Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation restructured, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory restructured, resetting the price of iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:17:20","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Collision Alert
Stray cargo pod detected on long-range scanners. Expected location of impact: Prison Rec Room.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 200%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 13652 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 259 Credits.
Large Boost! MODular Solutions discovered a new valuable use for bluespace crystal.
Large Drop! SolGov 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for titanium.
Lockdown! SolGov , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of gold.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering has just released a new product that is dominating the market for gold.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:22:23","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Accounting Division
Due to a "great investment" into "non-fungible tokens" by a "moron", prices for on-station vendors will be increased for a short period.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 190%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 15018 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 283 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of glass.
Market Reset! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:26:05","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Dimensional instability detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Prison Mess Hall.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:27:30","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Dimensional instability relocated. Expected location: Evidence Storage.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 16125 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 308 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC has just released a new product that is dominating the market for gold.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of glass.
Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for glass.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining discovered a new valuable use for titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:32:20","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Hyper-energetic flux wave detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Bridge.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 17125 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 333 Credits.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for gold.
Large Drop! MODular Solutions 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for glass.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of diamond.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for glass.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 180%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 18566 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 358 Credits.
Market Reset! SolGov was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of glass.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of diamond.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has produced a report that raised the price of iron.
Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of bluespace crystal.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory has produced a report that raised the price of diamond.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics discovered a new valuable use for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:40:34","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I would like to report that the stomachache I was suffering is beginning to subside. I was very brave the entire time. Thank you, women.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:40:34","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I would like to report that the stomachache I was suffering is beginning to subside. I was very brave the entire time. Thank you, women.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 170%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 19593 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 383 Credits.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering discovered a new valuable use for glass.
Large Boost! SolGov discovered a new valuable use for uranium.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering restructured, resetting the price of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:45:05","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Hallucinatory event detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Brig Overlook.","comments":[]},{"author":"Chief Medical Officer's Desk","time stamp":"00:47:29","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT\n\nSuit sensors.\n\nCHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER DAVE DAVINGSON","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:49:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Gravitational anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Research Division Server Room.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 20160 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 408 Credits.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for silver.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of uranium.
Large Drop! SolGov 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for titanium.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of titanium.
Lockdown! SolGov is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 21803 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 433 Credits.
Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining has just released a new product that is dominating the market for bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! Robust Industries, LLC is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 23194 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 458 Credits.
Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining has produced a report that lowered the price of diamond.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of uranium.
Selling like Hotcakes! Aussec Armory , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:05:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 24566 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 483 Credits.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of iron.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has produced a report that raised the price of iron.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of titanium.
Market Reset! SolGov was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of glass.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:08:56","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Spanish inquisition Flu Alert
Confirmed outbreak of level 7 viral biohazard aboard Feminism. All personnel must contain the outbreak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:10:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 25892 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 508 Credits.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has just released a new product that raised the price of glass.
Large Drop! Aussec Armory has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for gold.
Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of glass.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:15:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 27545 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 532 Credits.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC discovered a new valuable use for iron.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:20:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 160%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 29363 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 561 Credits.
Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining has just released a new product that raised the price of diamond.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:23:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
Unidentified lifesigns detected coming aboard Feminism. Secure any exterior access, including ducting and ventilation.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:25:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 30877 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 583 Credits.
Large Boost! SolGov discovered a new valuable use for glass.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of gold.
Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics has just released a new product that raised the price of glass.
Lockdown! SolGov is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:27:50","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Cow Ranching Agency
A wise cow has been spotted in the area. Be sure to ask for her advice.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:28:43","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Lifesign Alert
Unusual lifesign readings detected in the Cargo Bay ventilation network.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:29:50","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Crew, we've found an amazing new way to get your engine to run about 0.0036% more effeciently using bluespace radiation sent from our own office!\n\nUnfortunately, about four of you aboard this station are about to suffer a heart attack as a side effect of it.\n\nWe're still workshopping that part.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:30:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 32437 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 608 Credits.
Market Reset! Dreamland Robotics was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of diamond.
Large Drop! Robust Industries, LLC 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for uranium.
Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for iron.
Large Boost! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation has produced a report that raised the price of gold.
Market Reset! SolGov was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of titanium.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory discovered a new valuable use for iron.
Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC has just released a new product that is dominating the market for uranium.
Market Reset! Australicus Industrial Mining was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:31:38","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Collision Alert
Stray cargo pod detected on long-range scanners. Expected location of impact: Security Post - Cargo Bay.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:35:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 34070 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 633 Credits.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:37:50","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Janitorial alert
Anomalous weather patterns forecast in the Medbay.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:40:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 35858 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 658 Credits.
Market Reset! Robust Industries, LLC has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of bluespace crystal.
Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC discovered a new valuable use for iron.
Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering has produced a report that raised the price of silver.
Lockdown! Aussec Armory , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of uranium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:41:45","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division
A radiation leak has been detected in Chemistry. All crew are to evacuate the affected area. Our sensors report that a machine within is causing it - repair it quickly to stop the leak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:45:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 37409 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 683 Credits.
Large Boost! Aussec Armory discovered a new valuable use for uranium.
Market Reset! Aussec Armory was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of titanium.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:48:54","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Pyroclastic anomaly detected on localized scanners. Detected location: Security Medical.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:50:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Sector Economic Report
Sector vendor prices is currently at 150%, but company countermeasures protect YOU from being affected!
The station spending power is currently 39083 Credits, and the crew's targeted allowance is at 708 Credits.
Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for diamond.
Selling like Hotcakes! Nakamura Engineering has just released a new product that is dominating the market for bluespace crystal.
Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for silver.
That's all from the Nanotrasen Economist Division.","comments":[]}]},"2":{"channel name":"SpaceBet","author":"NtOS","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[]},"3":{"channel name":"Unbranded News","author":"Claude Torrence","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:14:11","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello-hello, crew. Hope you're having a good shift so far.
Be on guard, because our captain is weirdly obsessed with women. Feel free to slap them across the face if you find them creeping on you with their camera.","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:34:31","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Either I'm missing out on everything, or it is relatively quiet on the station. Women are being protected from creeps: chemistry is dispensing pepper spray, some crewmembers took it upon themself to make sure that women don't get harassed.
All in all, I've got nothing to report on just yet.","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:48:53","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"d85ec","photo caption":"","body":"There's piles of food in the cafeteria... of dubious quality. Slop, you might say. Only good if you need to urgently throw up. Otherwise, take a pass.
Although with how 'well' our cooks are doing, you don't have much of a choice in the matter.","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"01:18:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"22a2e","photo caption":"","body":"Someone tampered with a security camera console at the arrivals checkpoint. Now not only security can stalk you, but whoever took the board too. Watch what you do under the view of the cameras.","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"01:51:20","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"I feel like I could've been better at keeping you people up to date. Well then. Until next time!","comments":[]}]}}