{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:00:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>210%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>5889 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>173 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Large Boost! MODular Solutions</b> discovered a new valuable use for <b>titanium.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:01:49","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Report<br><br>Thanks to the tireless efforts of our security and intelligence divisions, there are currently no credible threats to Feminism Station 13. All station construction projects have been authorized. Have a secure shift!","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:05:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>190%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>7358 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>193 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics</b> is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! SolGov</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>iron.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>gold.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:10:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>200%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>8669 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>218 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! SolGov</b> has produced a report that lowered the price of <b>iron.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Dreamland Robotics</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Liars","time stamp":"00:14:17","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Perfidy department<br><br>Green","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:15:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>190%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>9953 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>248 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering</b> discovered a new valuable use for <b>glass.</b><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics</b> , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of <b>iron.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>titanium.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Liars","time stamp":"00:15:07","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Incoming Classified Message<br><br>A report has been downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Liars","time stamp":"00:15:51","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Incoming Classified Message<br><br>A report has been downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:17:40","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello, Feminism Station 13. I will be your Captain for today, Captain Dave Davingson. We are currently resting at an unknown Advisory Level, due to the Green Star provided to us by the Central Command Perfidy Department is a lie. All special orders, however, have been authorized for this shift rota. Identified divergencies for this rota are a glowstick party before our rotation, bountiful bounties, and advanced medical bots. Nanotrasen finds it auspicious to tell you that our plasma research and development programs have been progressing steadily with several successful tests and breakthroughs in the field. Corporate is excited to see what new innovations will come from this--","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:17:40","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hello, Feminism Station 13. I will be your Captain for today, Captain Dave Davingson. We are currently resting at an unknown Advisory Level, due to the Green Star provided to us by the Central Command Perfidy Department is a lie. All special orders, however, have been authorized for this shift rota. Identified divergencies for this rota are a glowstick party before our rotation, bountiful bounties, and advanced medical bots. Nanotrasen finds it auspicious to tell you that our plasma research and development programs have been progressing steadily with several successful tests and breakthroughs in the field. Corporate is excited to see what new innovations will come from this--","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"00:19:11","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"As I was saying, Corporate expects us to live up to expectations of the other thirteen clandestine research orbitals currently working under the Plasma Research &amp; Development initiative. Please refrain from leaking anything about this station, it&#39;s whereabouts, or staffing--","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:19:11","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"As I was saying, Corporate expects us to live up to expectations of the other thirteen clandestine research orbitals currently working under the Plasma Research &amp; Development initiative. Please refrain from leaking anything about this station, it&#39;s whereabouts, or staffing--","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:19:33","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division<br><br>The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:20:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>190%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>11459 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>269 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Lockdown! Aussec Armory</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>gold.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>diamond.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:25:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>180%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>12932 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>293 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC</b> , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Aussec Armory</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>iron.</b><br><b>Lockdown! SolGov</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>gold.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation</b> has produced a report that lowered the price of <b>diamond.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Aussec Armory</b> discovered a new valuable use for <b>titanium.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:28:28","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Ion storm detected near the station. Please check all AI-controlled equipment for errors.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:30:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>170%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>14193 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>314 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! SolGov</b> is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of <b>silver.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:30:07","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Meteor Alert<br><br>Our bluespace flux sensors have detected an incoming signature approaching Feminism Station 13. Please brace for impact.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:35:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>780%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>70725 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>336 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! SolGov</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>silver.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:40:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>720%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>72318 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>361 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! SolGov</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>silver.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:41:52","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Massive bluespace anomaly detected en route to Feminism Station 13. Brace for impact.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:45:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>660%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>73312 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>385 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC</b> has just released a new product that is dominating the market for  <b>gold.</b><br><b>Large Boost! SolGov</b> discovered a new valuable use for <b>silver.</b><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Robust Industries, LLC</b> is hitting it big! Dramatically stocking and raising the price of <b>silver.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Aussec Armory</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>gold.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:47:34","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Engineering Division<br><br>A radiation leak has been detected in Fore Port Maintenance. All crew are to evacuate the affected area. Our readings report that a machine within is causing it - repair it quickly to stop the leak.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:50:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Cow Ranching Agency<br><br>A wise cow has been spotted in the area. Be sure to ask for her advice.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:50:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>870%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>103958 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>410 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Lockdown! Robust Industries, LLC</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering</b> restructured, resetting the price of <b>glass.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"00:55:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>830%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>105187 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>435 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> has just released a new product that is dominating the market for  <b>gold.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:56:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert<br><br>Due to budget-cuts, a horde of wire eating mammals have descended into the place with all those juicy wires.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:00:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>940%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>133789 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>458 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> , in a surprise move, monopolized supply and has raised the price of <b>gold.</b><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Dreamland Robotics</b> has just released a new product that is dominating the market for  <b>glass.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:04:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Space-time anomalies detected on the station. There is no additional data.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:05:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>900%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>135201 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>483 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Drop! Nakamura Engineering</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>gold.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> discovered a new valuable use for <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! MODular Solutions</b> , in a stunning move, has been embargoed by TerraGov, resulting in a halt of trade of <b>diamond.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Aussec Armory</b> was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of <b>titanium.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:06:51","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Hehe","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:10:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>840%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>136773 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>507 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Boost! Robust Industries, LLC</b> has just released a new product that raised the price of <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>glass.</b><br><b>Large Drop! SolGov</b> has been hit with a major lawsuit, resulting in a price drop for <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Large Boost! SolGov</b> discovered a new valuable use for <b>iron.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:11:29","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"So I found the captains spare ID on the ground.  Anyway did you know there is a chance hitler saw big Chungus?  He was a huge fan of western animation and the episode was released in 1941.   Totally relevant to the shift.","comments":[]},{"author":"Captain's Announcement","time stamp":"01:13:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"De-syndicated the cap console","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"01:13:01","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"De-syndicated the cap console","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:15:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>790%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>138450 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>532 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Lockdown! Nakamura Engineering</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>glass.</b><br><b>Market Reset! MODular Solutions</b> was purchased by a private investment firm, resetting the price of <b>uranium.</b><br><b>Large Boost! Nakamura Engineering</b> has produced a report that raised the price of <b>diamond.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:20:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>730%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>139121 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>557 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Boost! Aussec Armory</b> has just released a new product that raised the price of <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Large Drop! SolGov</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>silver.</b><br><b>Large Drop! Dreamland Robotics</b> 's latest product has seen major controversy, and resulted in a price drop for <b>iron.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:21:53","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Incoming Message<br><br>Incoming subspace communication. Secure channel opened at all communication consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:25:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>710%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>140562 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>582 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Large Boost! Dreamland Robotics</b> discovered a new valuable use for <b>bluespace crystal.</b><br><b>Market Reset! MODular Solutions</b> restructured, resetting the price of <b>gold.</b><br><b>Lockdown! MODular Solutions</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>gold.</b><br><b>Large Boost! MODular Solutions</b> discovered a new valuable use for <b>silver.</b><br>That's all from the <i>Nanotrasen Economist Division</i>.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:28:24","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Security Alert<br><br>Gr3y.T1d3 virus detected in Feminism Station 13 secure locking encryption subroutines. Severity level of 2. Recommend station AI involvement.","comments":[]},{"author":"Station Earnings Report","time stamp":"01:30:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"<b>Sector Economic Report</b><br><br> Sector vendor prices is currently at <b>670%</b>, but company countermeasures protect <b>YOU</b> from being affected!<br><br> The station spending power is currently <b>141924 Credits</b>, and the crew's targeted allowance is at <b>607 Credits</b>.<br><br><b>Selling like Hotcakes! Australicus Industrial Mining</b> has just released a new product that is dominating the market for  <b>gold.</b><br><b>Market Reset! Nakamura Engineering</b> has been rolled into a larger company, resetting the price of <b>titanium.</b><br><b>Lockdown! Nanotrasen-DeForest Corporation</b> is being investigated by the Galactic Trade Commission, resulting in a halt of trade for <b>silver.</b><br><b>Lockdown! 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Calls of sabotage, of a shapeshifting creature, or a powersink. <br>If you were planning on getting your projects does in safety, you better get ready to protect yourself.</font>","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:18:55","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"f087c","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">I have managed to verify the existance of a... creature. It can adapt to its surroundings. It has claimed the life of our chaplain, who fought it valiantly, but lost.<br>They had faith in their heart... but it wasn&#39;t enough.</font>","comments":[]},{"author":"Claude Torrence","time stamp":"00:55:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"17c17","photo caption":"","body":"<font face=\"Verdana\">Pun Pun has taken on habits of usual hooligans - they cause a ruckus, and after being arrested, the moment the cuffs are off, they attack the officer. 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