Round ID: 263524
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 34 minutes and 37.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.5%
    Total Population: 47

    Evacuation Rate: 29 (61.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 27 (57.4%)
    Survival Rate: 35 (74.5%)
    First Death: Matthew Brettani as Unknown, Quartermaster, at Waste Disposal (69,173,2). Damage taken: 590/0/0/0.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Spiders (Spiders)
Limewire V0.0.24 (Played by: stiix)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!#&^&: THE HEADS OF SECURITY REQUIRE TEN SOPPING HEADS OF SECURITY
1: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
2: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

Limewire V0.0.24's minions were:
Brie (Played by: uwumacaronitime),
Default Android-65 (Played by: sablesteel),
Default Android-125 (Played by: fishonion)
Blood Brothers of Esq. & Swims-In-Water:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Cheese, the Clown, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent Hark Loginstin, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Esq. & Swims-In-Water have failed!
The changelings were:
dalmationer was Jerry Adams and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Nathaniel Narp, the Head of Personnel. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jonathan Altmann, the Geneticist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
Deadbanana34 was Agent Ape and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

Crudbo was Aldo and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
QuiteLiterallyAnything was Mason Slavovich the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Mason Slavovich remains alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Take Mason Slavovich, the Captain's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Success!
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The traitors were:
pogoman122 was Cornelious Mephista the Cargo Technician and had their body destroyed

Cornelious Mephista was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer (75% off!)
1 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[Storage Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.
]
[Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.
]


Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #2: Destroy Limewire V0.0.24, the experimental AI. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

hoov3r was Aurora DT the Atmospheric Technician and had their body destroyed

Aurora DT was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Holoparasites (77% off!)
4 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
x2]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

finder559 was Tristan Buttermilk the Assistant and died

Tristan Buttermilk was a Champion of Evil!
(used 20 TC) [Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Mike Haddad, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

alexguinea was Brenna Mathews the Bitrunner and had their body destroyed

Brenna Mathews was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Destroy Limewire V0.0.24, the experimental AI. Success!
The traitor was successful!

spinxo was Charles Elliott the Scientist and died

Charles Elliott was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 21 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Brenna Mathews, the Bitrunner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Completed 1 contract for a total of 5 TC!

The traitor has failed!

mikeisinspace69 was Arianna Woodward the Assistant and died

Arianna Woodward was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Simian Agent Reinforcements (33% off!)
4 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
x2]
[Syndicate Bomb (54% off!)
5 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
x2]
[Internal Syndicate Radio Implant (50% off!)
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Brenna Mathews, the Bitrunner. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: AI, telecommunication equipments, dark, experimentation lab, oppression
The code responses were: Seneca Shafer, cruelty, prison wing cells
Medal Commendations:
Mason Slavovich awarded Arcticus Cecropia the nobel sciences award! - Using his science and skill he manged to create a gravity beam to launch a unstable SM into deep space.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 43 customers and made 1190 credits.
In total, they earned 1190 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 43627 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 928.234 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Cider Lambent with 5927 cr!