Round ID:
263511 Map:
NebulaStation Shift Duration:
1 hour and 11 minutes and 36.7 seconds Station Integrity:
99.1% Total Population:
44 Evacuation Rate:
21 (47.7%) (on emergency shuttle):
20 (45.5%) Survival Rate:
34 (77.3%) First Death:
JaJa, Clown, at Cargo Lobby (131,187,3). Damage taken: 134.8/0/0/75.3. Round: Orange Star
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Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
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Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
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Nightmare (Nightmare)
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Traitor (Midround Traitor)
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Blood Worm Infestation (Midround Blood Worm)
Funfriend (Played by: nohaxjustpi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^&%#: Makes the abomination is the only human
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1
Funfriend's minions were:
Oasis (Played by: restedwaves)
- kaizerbuns was juvenile blood worm (986) and survived as Dave Davingson
- stiix was juvenile blood worm (292) and died
- pingytalk was adult blood worm (304) and died
- crudbo was juvenile blood worm (864) and survived
- randomphoenix1 was hatchling blood worm (978) and survived
- quiteliterallyanything was hatchling blood worm (166) and survived
Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle.
Fail.Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2400 units of real blood to sate our appetite.
Success!Objective #3: At least 2 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers.
Success!Objective #4: At least 4 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side.
Fail.The Blood Worms have failed! kaizerbuns was Kanet'pruunance and died
Objective #1: Bring the darkness to the light. Fail.
The Nightmare has failed!
pingytalk was
William Deran the
Geneticist and
died as
Gorilla (473)William Deran
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 20 TC)
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Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.][
Cryptographic Sequencer (75% off!)
1 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][
Magillitis Serum Autoinjector
15 TC
A single-use autoinjector which contains an experimental serum that causes rapid muscular growth in Hominidae. Side-affects may include hypertrichosis, violent outbursts, and an unending affinity for bananas. Now also contains regenerative chemicals to keep users healthy as they exercise their newfound muscles.][
Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!x3]Objective #1: Destroy the SM.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!moocow12 was
Makes-The-Abomination the
Scientist and
survivedMakes-The-Abomination
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 18 TC)
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Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][
Syndie Lipstick
6 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser?][
Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. This board bypasses all access restrictions on the console. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.]Objective #1: Make Abominations
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor was successful!bluebouquet was
Ciel Marshall the
Scientist and
survivedCiel Marshall
was a corporate climber.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox.
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!Carshalash was
Jiina Higashimitarai the
Assistant and
survivedJiina Higashimitarai
was a Gorlex Marauder.Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Li Wei, the Security Officer.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor has failed!glx70 was
Charles Xenon the
Curator and
diedCharles Xenon
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 20 TC)
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Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.]Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal.
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the hypospray.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!earthling03 was
Jamison Edwards the
Station Engineer and
survivedJamison Edwards
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 19 TC)
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Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][
Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.][
Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.]Objective #1: Assassinate Charles Xenon, the Curator.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Tok, the Cargo Technician.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor was successful!NecromancerAnne was
Caustic Hugs the
Assistant and
survivedCaustic Hugs
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 20 TC)
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Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][
Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!x6][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][
Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.]Objective #1: Prevent Vudeelal-Jei, the Roboticist, from escaping alive.
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Dave Davingson, the Research Director, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #3: Die a glorious death.
Fail.The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: sugarcane, Quartermaster, pensThe code responses were: robotic, revolution, Veteran Security Advisor
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 31756 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 721.727 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Erika Haas with 1466 cr!