Round ID: 263491
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 34 minutes and 44.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 92.3%
    Total Population: 14

    Evacuation Rate: 7 (50%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 5 (35.7%)
    Survival Rate: 8 (57.1%)
    First Death: Jose Shah, Assistant, at The Shaken (139,129,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
LOGICIAN-NVDB (Played by: cardboardf0x)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
Someone became obsessed!
mornyres was Linden Shaffer the Botanist and died as Tristan Buttermilk
Objective #1: Murder River Reed, Sucks-At-Bartending II's coworker. Success!
Objective #2: Take a photo of Sucks-At-Bartending II while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Success!
Objective #3: Spend 5 minutes around Sucks-At-Bartending II while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Sucks-At-Bartending II, the Bartender. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 12 minutes and 34 seconds being near Sucks-At-Bartending II!
The Obsessed has failed!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 40 customers and made 1355 credits.
In total, they earned 1355 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 12369 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 883.5 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Sucks-At-Bartending II with 1702 cr!