Round ID: 263426
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 59 minutes and 23.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 95.5%
    Total Population: 34

    Evacuation Rate: 28 (82.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 28 (82.4%)
    Survival Rate: 32 (94.1%)
    First Death: Gloopy Gloom, Janitor, at Central Primary Hallway (114,114,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
ApocalypseNoodle Alpha (Played by: ekarusryndren)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^##&: THE STATION NEEDS SIXTY SPINNING LIZARDS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
!$^!@: THE CREW HAS NINE BANANA PEELS
Total law changes: 1

ApocalypseNoodle Alpha's minions were:
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The spies were:
pingytalk was William Deran the Geneticist and died as Gorilla (525)
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Contractor Baton, Airlock Authentication Override Card, Guide to Advanced Mimery Series, Freedom Implant and Magillitis Serum Autoinjector
Objective #1: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #2: Protect Lady Penelope Dreadful, the Assistant.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

quiteliterallyanything was Butter McGovern the Quartermaster and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Exploding Hot Potato
Objective #1: Escape with a bag full of booze
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
thorium90cent was Blair the Geneticist and survived

Blair was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 18 TC) [Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.
x6]


Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

cardboardf0x was Valerie Nakano the Medical Doctor and survived

Valerie Nakano was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Internal Syndicate Radio Implant (75% off!)
1 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

dalmationer was Lady Penelope Dreadful the Assistant and died

Lady Penelope Dreadful was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 18 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.
]
[Contractor Baton (57% off!)
3 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]


Objective #1: Get into the good graces of the security team, then destroy them from within.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

jashy was Kit Eshmann the Head of Personnel and survived

Kit Eshmann was an MI13 agent.
(used 6 TC) [Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]


Objective #1: Find sacrifices for the caba's dark rituals
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: Security Officer, bahama mamas, bravery, terrorists, empty
The code responses were: bandits, bees, Addison Moore
Medal Commendations:
Mary Delacroix awarded Gloopy Gloom the bronze heart medal! - I award this to Gloopy Gloom for "intentionally" taking one for the team. Well done, crew mate!
Mary Delacroix awarded Kit Eshmann the medal of valor! - For valiantly saving my life.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 111595 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 3282.21 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Valerie Nakano with 68131 cr!