Round ID: 263199
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 4 minutes and 53.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 27

    Evacuation Rate: 14 (51.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 13 (48.1%)
    Survival Rate: 22 (81.5%)
    First Death: Robert Banks, Assistant, at Central Primary Hallway (87,131,2). Damage taken: 10/5/0/186.2.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
I.R.I.S (Played by: TotallyNotAWizard)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

I.R.I.S's minions were:
ApocalypseNoodle Delta (Played by: ekarusryndren)
The other antagonists were:
critawakets was Starknot the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

kingwewuz was Cometbeard the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The traitors were:
bdudy was Harpo Marx the Mime and died

Harpo Marx was an MI13 agent.
(used 41 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.][EMP Flashlight
2 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.][Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside. Its contents cannot be detected by contraband scanners.][Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][Detomatix disk (50% off!)
3 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate tablets of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Garret Wehll, the Quartermaster. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Garret Wehll, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Completed 3 contracts for a total of 21 TC!

The traitor has failed!

maxchudiusv was Robert Banks the Assistant and survived

Robert Banks was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.]

Objective #1: Prevent Adele Funegra, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor has failed!

dragonfall17 was Gives-You-Up the Curator and survived

Gives-You-Up was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Frankie Steiner, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

conmen was Guy Macready the Assistant and died

Guy Macready was in legal trouble.
(used 8 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][GLA Brand Mail Counterfeit Device
1 TC
A device capable of counterfeiting NT's mail. Can be used to store items within as an easy means of smuggling contraband. Additionally, you may choose to "arm" the item inside, causing the item to be used the moment the mail is opened as if the person had just used it in hand. The most common usage of this feature is with grenades, as it forces the grenade to prime. Bonus points if the grenade is set to instantly detonate. Comes with an integrated micro-computer for configuration purposes.x2][Syndicate Smokes
2 TC
Strong flavor, dense smoke, infused with omnizine.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Nikolai Borokov, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

cardboardf0x was Valerie Nakano the Chaplain and survived

Valerie Nakano was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Full Syndicate Surgery Medkit
3 TC
The Syndicate surgery medkit is a toolkit containing all surgery tools, surgical drapes, a syringe, and some sedatives.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Energy Sword (83% off!)
1 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.x14]

Objective #1: 14 fucking energy swords.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

papaoj was Obscurior Maxima the Scientist and survived

Obscurior Maxima was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Frankie Steiner, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: apples, Ismael Sanders, weird
The code responses were: crates, soylent green
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 25485 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 943.889 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Liang Helal with 1891 cr!