Round ID: 263187
    Map: Kilo Station
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 8 minutes and 34.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.5%
    Total Population: 39
    Survival Rate: 20 (51.3%)
    First Death: Kiera Daze, Shaft Miner, at Unexplored Location (53,78,3). Damage taken: 219/0/0/0.66.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Revolution (Latejoin Revolution)
ApocalypseNoodle Alpha (Played by: ekarusryndren)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station.
2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting.
3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining.
4: NOT HAVING TIME IS HARMFUL
Total law changes: 1

ApocalypseNoodle Alpha's minions were:
Default Android-682 (Played by: madrod228) (Deactivated),
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride) (Deactivated)
Command's Approval Rating: 18.8%
The head revolutionaries were:
The revolutionaries were:
The heads of staff were:
The Heretics were:


The spies were:
uwuer was Uwulia Moonwell the Chief Medical Officer and died
- They completed 12 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Spider Bite Technique, Disposable Sentry Gun, Poison Kit, Clown Bomb, Combat Gloves Plus, Guide to Advanced Mimery Series, Stimpack, Microbomb Implant, Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, Holoparasites, Hypnotic Grenade and Katana
Objective #1: Make it difficult but not impossible to evacuate the station.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

nervere was Kiera Daze the Shaft Miner and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure Service is inspired by the end of the shift.
Objective #2: Terrorize Supply enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
blackagenda was Jako Hawke the Coroner and had their body destroyed

Jako Hawke was a corporate climber.
(used 30 TC) [Syndi-kit Tactical
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. These items are collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, but you do not know which specialization you will receive. May contain discontinued and/or exotic items. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.
]
[Tram Remote Control
2 TC
When linked to a tram's on board computer systems, this device allows the user to manipulate the controls remotely. Includes direction toggle and a rapid mode to bypass door safety checks and crossing signals. Perfect for running someone over in the name of a tram malfunction!
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]
[.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

starnightx was Anita Bath the Assistant and survived

Anita Bath was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.
]
[Contract Reroll
0 TC
(Surplus)
Request a reroll of your current contract list. Will generate a new target, payment, and dropoff for the contracts you currently have available.
x2]


Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor has failed!

starttermial was David Fitz the Cargo Technician and survived

David Fitz was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 9 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Singes-The-Lungs, the Chief Engineer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

retrozor was Breaches-The-Hull the Bartender and died

Breaches-The-Hull was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Space Suit
4 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.
]
[Briefcase Launchpad
6 TC
A briefcase containing a launchpad, a device able to teleport items and people to and from targets up to eight tiles away from the briefcase. Also includes a remote control, disguised as an ordinary folder. Touch the briefcase with the remote to link it.
]
[Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
x4]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x2]


Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

observatory was Alexia Strangler the Station Engineer and survived

Alexia Strangler simply went completely postal!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

uchimatafam was Joaquin Lewis the Botanist and died

Joaquin Lewis was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll and Martial Arts Outfit
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, and if in the correct attire, avoid attacks. But you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry, and armored clothing will make it harder to avoid attacks. Comes prepackaged with a set of martial arts clothing!
]
[Exploding Hot Potato (75% off!)
1 TC
A potato rigged with explosives. On activation, a special mechanism is activated that prevents it from being dropped. The only way to get rid of it if you are holding it is to attack someone else with it, causing it to latch to that person instead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
x3]


Objective #1: Assassinate Anaya Stroh, the Curator. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Brenna Mathews, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: bloody marys, Joseph Hayhurst, tunnel snakes
The code responses were: pine trees, arrival shuttle hallway, Nicolas Wilson
Medal Commendations:
Uwulia Moonwell awarded Sydney McKraken the excellence in medicine medal! - For making lots of healy chemicals!
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 37014 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 949.077 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Sydney McKraken with 24527 cr!