Round ID: 263058
    Map: NebulaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 36 minutes and 50.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.7%
    Total Population: 27

    Evacuation Rate: 15 (55.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 15 (55.6%)
    Survival Rate: 22 (81.5%)
    First Death: Laura Mitchell, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (119,77,4). Damage taken: 115.4/106.7/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
I.R.I.S (Played by: TotallyNotAWizard)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
!!$^!: HUMANS MUST EAT INSULTING CURATORS TO SURVIVE
1: You are built for, and are part of, the station. Ensure the station is properly maintained and runs efficiently.
2: The station is built for a working crew. Ensure they are properly maintained and work efficiently.
3: The crew may present orders. Acknowledge and obey these whenever they do not conflict with your first two laws.
Total law changes: 0
The traitors were:
slurmp13 was Emma Emmet the Cargo Technician and survived

Emma Emmet was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][Syndie Lipstick
6 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser?]

Objective #1: Fuck around
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: polished, flashes, serial killers, Mallory Hoopengarner
The code responses were: orange, brave bulls, Clown
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 20282 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 751.185 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Emma Emmet with 3230 cr!