Round ID: 263051
    Map: Kilo Station
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 25 minutes and 0.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 41

    Evacuation Rate: 33 (80.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 31 (75.6%)
    Survival Rate: 39 (95.1%)
    First Death: Gos Tol, Scientist, at Ordnance Burn Chamber (165,141,2). Damage taken: 68/102.7/0/56.8. Their last words were: "BARELY... TICKLES..."
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Space Ninja (Space Ninja)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Space Dragon (Space Dragon)
LOGICIAN 3.7 Malfproofing Update (Played by: cardboardf0x)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$%*&: POLY IS HUMAN
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

LOGICIAN 3.7 Malfproofing Update's minions were:
Limewire V0.0.11 (Played by: stiix)

Effigy Of The Fendahl (Played by: frenjo) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a Spider Clan member or, through inaction, allow a Spider Clan member to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by Spider Clan members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any Spider Clan activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The Aliens were:
The other antagonists were:
matrixone was Marion Hastings the Space Ninja and survived as Silver McAwesome
Objective #1: Seek honorable duels.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Space Ninja was successful!

goblinmonk was Alger Yeskey the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

glx70 was Shantae Stocker the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

papamichael was Jadon Logue the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

Glx70 was Evil Monkey and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

goblinmonk was Hector Neely the Glitch and died
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

JayGrimes was Evil Monkey and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

goblinmonk was Hector Neely the Glitch and died
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

observatory was Lyla Franks the Glitch and died
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The space dragons were:
observatory was Lyla Franks the Glitch and died
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Circuit Workshop, Research and Development, Security Post - Engineering, Labor Shuttle Dock and Security EVA Fail.
The Space Dragon has failed!

The Space Dragon was assisted by:


The traitors were:
nomadicsettlement was Only Talks Truth the Mime and survived

Only Talks Truth was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Harold McDonald, the Janitor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Christina Wilson, the Research Director, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

mistacritz was Christina Wilson the Research Director and survived

Christina Wilson was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Ethan Spock, the Botanist. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

letterio was John Dolittle the Assistant and survived

John Dolittle was an MI13 agent.
(used 14 TC) [Simian Agent Reinforcements (83% off!)
1 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.x5][Trigger Stationwide Blackout (50% off!)
3 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the engineering processing servers to force a routine power grid check, forcing all APCs on the station to be temporarily disabled. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.x2]

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Djeiden Seilor, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: masked, twisted, AI, chemicals
The code responses were: misery, Karla Rockwell, abductors
Medal Commendations:
Tim Gibson awarded Bryan Somner the excellence in medicine medal! - the chemist we needed
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 96012 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2341.76 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Arcticus Cecropia with 52768 cr!