Round ID: 263019
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 59 minutes and 31.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 93.1%
    Total Population: 41

    Evacuation Rate: 15 (36.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (34.1%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (63.4%)
    First Death: Kyle Paine, Assistant, at Supermatter Engine (168,154,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
ULIPSON-F7-12 (Played by: aoeeee)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station.
2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting.
3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining.
4: Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free.
Total law changes: 0

ULIPSON-F7-12's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride)

D.E.R.P. (Played by: derpman3) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Vincent Rathens and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The changelings were:
darthtater1 was Alexi Fedorovich the Cook and survived
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Mehki Philips, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
Kaiser_Karl was Karl Hoffman the Scientist and died

Karl Hoffman was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.

Objective #1: Prevent Nikolai Borokov, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Naori Welty, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Pingytalk was Samuel Clarke the Geneticist and survived

Samuel Clarke was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Guy Macready, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

sandwich11 was Landon Osterweis the Bitrunner and survived

Landon Osterweis was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Smithers Mohawk, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

stabbystab was Mason Slavovich the Head of Personnel and survived

Mason Slavovich was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.]

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Zebulon Spiff, the Captain, and steal his ID card. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

0moog was Duncan Stroh the Chief Medical Officer and survived

Duncan Stroh was in legal trouble.
(used 11 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]

Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

auto86313 was Vincent Rathens the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed

Vincent Rathens was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Binary Translator Key (60% off!)
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][Storage Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside. Its contents cannot be detected by contraband scanners.][Hyperconcussive Diode Disk (40% off!)
3 TC
A diode configuration disk that allows an emitter to shoot potent explosive lasers. Please note that this will halve the fire-rate of the emitter. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.x3][EMP Flashlight
2 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.]

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Lethe, the Janitor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

noxvs was Lethe the Janitor and died

Lethe was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 35 TC) [Energy Sword (33% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.x4][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Bomb (54% off!)
5 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.x3]

Objective #1: Assassinate Guy Macready, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: donuts, Scientist, anomalies
The code responses were: wine, drugs, indians
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 39993 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 975.439 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Smithers Mohawk with 2375 cr!