Round ID: 262991
    Map: Delta Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 52 minutes and 24 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94.1%
    Total Population: 37

    Evacuation Rate: 30 (81.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 24 (64.9%)
    Survival Rate: 32 (86.5%)
    First Death: Sara Narwhal, Assistant, at Arrival Shuttle Hallway (131,183,2). Damage taken: 56/0/123.2/21.78.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Blood Worms (Roundstart Blood Worm)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Blob (Blob)
        - Revolution (Latejoin Revolution)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
Unregistered Hypercam (Played by: dragonfall17)'s laws at the end of the round were:
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1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Unregistered Hypercam's minions were:
Default Cyborg-260 (Played by: gustlen),
Toaster (Played by: orange337)
Blood Brothers of Mikhaylov & III:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Bleps-The-Tongue, the Janitor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Donovan Smacky, the Prisoner. Fail.
Objective #4: Assassinate Samuel Pierce, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Mikhaylov & III have failed!
The Blood Worms:

Their collective goals:
Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Fail.
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2700 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Fail.
Objective #3: At least 3 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Fail.
Objective #4: At least 4 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Fail.

The Blood Worms have failed!
Command's Approval Rating: 69.6%
The head revolutionaries were:
The revolutionaries were:
The heads of staff were:
The blobs were:
pogoman122 was Blob Overmind (276) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

The changelings were:
tilus was Sodium III the Curator and survived as Samuel Pierce
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Kendra Hunter, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Kendra Hunter, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
alphagemo was blobbernaut (274) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

thebiblemelts was blobbernaut (188) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

leifnobody was blobbernaut (418) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

alphagemo was blobbernaut (961) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
pogoman122 was River Reed the Paradox Clone and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name River Reed remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take River Reed, the Station Engineer's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

quiteliterallyanything was River Reed the Paradox Clone and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name River Reed remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take River Reed, the Station Engineer's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

Medal Commendations:
Obasi Moshe awarded Jerry Cruncher the excellence in medicine medal! - Made pure Haloperidol and successfully scanned it
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 47844 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1293.08 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Fay Mikhaylov with 20366 cr!