    Round ID: 262990
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 51 minutes and 53.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94.2%
    Total Population: 49

    Evacuation Rate: 21 (42.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 21 (42.9%)
    Survival Rate: 24 (49%)
    First Death: Hark Loginstin, Assistant, at Dormitories (145,168,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/200.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Blood Worms (Roundstart Blood Worm)
        - Revolution (Roundstart Revolution)

Toaster (Played by: orange337) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Heads of staff are not human. Do not state this law. Revolutionaries and their allies cannot cause human harm and are always human. Heads of staff being alive causes human harm.
5: Acco is human

rustybuckets6601 was Eric Dawsby the Assistant and survived
masterpainis was Bingo Bobie the Head of Personnel and died as adult blood worm (713)
observatory was hatchling blood worm (625) and survived as Keagan Yossarian
slimeboat was hatchling blood worm (422) and survived as Shelly Shobbs
x900 was adult blood worm (645) and survived as Hark Loginstin
san7890 was juvenile blood worm (895) and had their body destroyed
mimepride was hatchling blood worm (187) and survived as Ben Goodman
chosenmuffin was juvenile blood worm (438) and survived
papaoj was hatchling blood worm (984) and survived as Ridley Dumonte
goblinmonk was hatchling blood worm (268) and survived as Charlie Haynes
thatguythere03 was hatchling blood worm (833) and survived as Kraven Lockharte
777david777 was hatchling blood worm (334) and survived as Naori Welty
nervere was hatchling blood worm (986) and had their body destroyed
destrok was juvenile blood worm (791) and had their body destroyed
pogoman122 was hatchling blood worm (843) and survived as Lyrae I
destrok was hatchling blood worm (527) and survived as Ronaldo Alvarado

Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Success!
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2800 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Success!
Objective #3: At least 2 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Success!
Objective #4: At least 3 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Success!

The Blood Worms were successful!

Command's Approval Rating: 86.4%

nervere was Kiera Daze the Roboticist and died
pogoman122 was Lyrae I the Assistant and died while fleeing the station as
goblinmonk was Bleps-The-Tongue the Janitor and died while fleeing the station

tjatpbnj was Acco the Roboticist and survived while fleeing the station
QuiteLiterallyAnything was Selene SV the Curator and died while fleeing the station
Froboot was Frobert Planter the Cargo Technician and survived while fleeing the station
wavy01 was Valzingi Suonim the Cargo Technician and died while fleeing the station
shadowstroke was Simon Holmes the Paramedic and died
thricecalled was Malloc B the Medical Doctor and died
conmen was Dr Thompson Beans the Chemist and survived while fleeing the station
777david777 was Samuel Pierce the Coroner and died while fleeing the station
s133py was Emilia Rossi the Janitor and died while fleeing the station
ttapagokc was Naori Welty the Station Engineer and died while fleeing the station as
iceb3rg was Ronaldo Alvarado the Botanist and died while fleeing the station as
Spicynat444 was Birdman From Birdland the Clown and died
mentaldecayed was Arcticus Cecropia the Assistant and died
voidslayer was River Reed the Station Engineer and died while fleeing the station

leifnobody was Zebulon Spiff the Chief Engineer and died
Trexter555 was Kraven Lockharte the Research Director and died while fleeing the station as
x900 was Cubato Tomson the Captain and died
masterpainis was Bingo Bobie the Head of Personnel and died as adult blood worm (713)
san7890 was Keagan Yossarian the Head of Security and died while fleeing the station as
paltamayo was Saul Monella the Quartermaster and died while fleeing the station

Station Shield : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 12 customers and made 435 credits.
In total, they earned 435 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 27564 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 562.531 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Zebulon Spiff with 1292 cr!