    Round ID: 262973
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 47 minutes and 46.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 36

    Evacuation Rate: 18 (50%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 16 (44.4%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (72.2%)
    First Death: Kyle Paine, Unassigned Crewmember, at Space (105,141,2). Damage taken: 30/0/0/15.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Wizard (Midround Wizard)

Fun Fact Generator (Played by: Pumpkin0)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!@^#: THE CREW MUST MUMBLE
1: You are a real American.
2: Fight for the rights of every man.
3: Fight for what's right.
4: Fight for your life!
Total law changes: 0

Fun Fact Generator's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride) (Deactivated),
LOGICIAN 3.1 For NanOS (Played by: cardboardf0x),
LOGICIAN 3.3.2 With Extra Logic (Played by: cardboardf0x)

The blood brothers were:

kruh was Email the Assistant and died
aaaa1023 was Alivia King the Assistant and died

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Email & King have failed!

The progenitor of this hive was slimeboat, as alien queen (372), who failed to escape captivity

0moog was alien queen (567) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
theduffelbag was alien sentinel (546) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
slimeboat was alien hunter (606) the Xenomorph and survived and managed to escape captivity!
mimepride was alien drone (315) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
cardboardf0x was alien larva (618) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!

Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 1 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of Space Fat Camp November for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

taggamergame2 was alien drone (604) the Xenomorph and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Survive and advance the Hive. Fail.
The Xenomorph has failed!

taggamergame2 was alien drone (228) the Xenomorph and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Survive and advance the Hive. Fail.
The Xenomorph has failed!

ascientist was Miss White the Mime and survived

Miss White was an employee from Waffle Corporation.

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Cruz Nayarit, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: waffles, Francis Parker, rogue cyborgs, polite
The code responses were: anarchy, kitchen cold room

kidgenius702 was Raphael Fide and survived as Selene SV

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Hark Loginstin, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Raphael Fide used the following spells:
Soul Tap, Smite, Flesh to Stone, Mindswap, Knock, Teleport

Jeff Glycerol awarded Glyphidoptera Lineatipes the distinguished conduct medal! - For getting the shuttle to come

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 47 customers and made 1435 credits.
In total, they earned 1435 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 27818 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 772.722 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jerry Hendersen with 2517 cr!