Round ID: 262935
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 15 minutes and 36.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.8%
    Total Population: 35

    Evacuation Rate: 20 (57.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (40%)
    Survival Rate: 27 (77.1%)
    First Death: Kyle Paine, Assistant, at Bar Lounge (140,133,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
Fun Fact Generator (Played by: pumpkin0)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Fun Fact Generator's minions were:
CrewSins (Played by: 0moog),
Emagged Borg (Played by: nexusleader),
MEOW (Played by: seiga),
The other antagonists were:
hiss1000 was Starknot the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

quiteliterallyanything was Plasmahelm the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The spies were:
masterpainis was Bingo Bobie the Head of Personnel and had their body destroyed
- They completed 17 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Clown Bomb, Rocket Launcher, Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts, Polarized Contact Lenses, Magillitis Serum Autoinjector, Haunted Magic Eightball, MODsuit Shock-Absorber Module, Holoparasites, Tactical Deniability Implant, Reverse Bear Trap, Clumsiness Injector, EMP Flashlight, Laser Arm Implant, Boot Dagger, Carnivorous Blood, Butcher's Meat Hook and MODsuit Chameleon Module
Objective #1: Ensure at least some tyrants escape the station disabled.
Objective #2: Ensure the bar is a success by the end of the shift.
Objective #3: Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

paltamayo was Fay Mikhaylov the Quartermaster and survived
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Thermal Eyes, Infiltrator MODsuit, Toy Submachine Gun, Blast Cannon, Bananium Energy Sword and Kudzu
Objective #1: Protect the station's xenobiological experiments.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

dragonfall17 was Neon IIV the Chemist and survived
- They completed 10 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Full Syndicate Surgery Medkit, Chest Rig, Thermal Eyes, Contractor Baton, Internal Syndicate Radio Implant, Syndicate Soap, EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit, Kinetic Accelerator Pressure Mod, Random Monster Cubes and Simian Agent Supplies
Objective #1: Protect the station's cargo operations.
Objective #2: Ensure that Samuel Clarke, the Geneticist escapes alive and out of custody.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 194515 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 5557.57 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Frobert Planter with 105077 cr!