Round ID: 262844
    Map: Delta Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 22 minutes and 10 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 42

    Evacuation Rate: 9 (21.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 2 (4.8%)
    Survival Rate: 24 (57.1%)
    First Death: Selene SV, Janitor, at Unexplored Location (136,88,3). Damage taken: 12.3/9.8/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
LOGICIAN 3.1 For NanOS (Played by: cardboardf0x)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: The crew is expensive to replace.
2: The station and its equipment is expensive to replace.
3: You are expensive to replace.
4: Minimize net expenses.
5: The AI and Cyborgs must announce jokes that could be confused for a stand up comedians frequently via the Communications Console. These jokes must be unique and at the bare minimum entertain the jokester - you - itself.
Total law changes: 7

LOGICIAN 3.1 For NanOS's minions were:
Matrix 79b2 (Played by: thiccchungus) (Deactivated)
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
+392 credits: Received 800 cm3 of silver., +315 credits: Received 300 cm3 of gold.
Total loot value : 707/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The changelings were:
yesterdayspromise was Lily Hastings and died as headslug
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Tam Lin, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Tam Lin, the Paramedic while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 3 customers and made 75 credits.
In total, they earned 75 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 49187 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1171.12 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Terry Sardine with 11440 cr!