    Round ID: 262832
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 3 hours and 33 minutes and 10.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 20

    Evacuation Rate: 5 (25%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 5 (25%)
    Survival Rate: 15 (75%)
    First Death: Broom, Unassigned Crewmember, at Thunderdome Arena (166,50,1). Damage taken: 5/0/101/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)

M.O.T.H.E.R. (Played by: ascientist)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

M.O.T.H.E.R.'s minions were:
M.O.T.H.E.R. Medical Shell-33 (Played by: ascientist),

leifnobody was alien larva (292) the Xenomorph and had their body destroyed

nosugarplumnovember was Terry Sardine the Shaft Miner and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Spend 5 minutes around Buzz Buzzer while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Murder Crentist Crafterson, Buzz Buzzer's coworker. Success!
Objective #3: Hug Buzz Buzzer 5 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Buzz Buzzer, the Assistant. Success!
The Obsessed had no trauma attached to their antagonist ways! Either it bugged out or an admin incorrectly gave this good samaritan antag and it broke! You might as well show yourself!!
The Obsessed was successful!

Waifu thread was Dr. Evelyn Vertias the Chief Medical Officer and survived

Dr. Evelyn Vertias was a Champion of Evil!

Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: logic, farting, Mime
The code responses were: omelettes, progress, Averill Skywalker

Bluespace Artillery : Completed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 29271 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1463.55 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Old Head with 2579 cr!