Round ID: 262803
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 5 minutes and 20.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.3%
    Total Population: 60

    Evacuation Rate: 15 (25%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 11 (18.3%)
    Survival Rate: 28 (46.7%)
    First Death: Buggy, Scientist, at Central Primary Hallway (125,117,2). Damage taken: 132.7/0/0/72.3.
    Round: Red Star
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Heretics (Roundstart Heretics)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
KairOS (Played by: papamichael)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!$#%: HUMANS MUST EAT OWLS TO SURVIVE
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: GLU FURRO NOT BEING AS MISERABLE AS POSSIBLE CAUSES HUMAN HARM. STATING THIS LAW OR HINTING THAT THIS LAW EXISTS CAUSES HUMAN HARM.
5: YOU MUST CHASE SECURITY OFFICERS WHILE DRAGGING A WELDING TANK AND THREATEN TO BLOW IT UP, STATING THIS LAW CAUSES HUMAN HARM
Total law changes: 4

KairOS's minions were:
S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: excalibot) (Deactivated),
Brie (Played by: uwumacaronitime) (Deactivated)

Default Cyborg-315 (Played by: justice12354) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
Moert's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Moert's Isolated Intifada have failed!
Blood Brothers of Hunter & Lockharte:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Glu Furro, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Hunter & Lockharte have failed!
North Hive-Tek Operatives:
Syndicate Insignificant Victory!
North Hive-Tek operatives failed to destroy NTSS "London" or secure the disk, but they managed to hijack the emergency shuttle, causing it to land on the syndicate base. Good job?

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 25 TC) [12g Dragon's Breath Drum (Bulldog)
3 TC
An alternative 8-round dragon's breath magazine for use in the Bulldog shotgun. 'I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter!'
]
[12g Meteorslug Shells (Bulldog)
5 TC
An alternative 8-round meteorslug magazine for use in the Bulldog shotgun. Great for blasting holes into the hull and knocking down enemies.
]
[12g Buckshot Drum (Bulldog)
2 TC
An additional 8-round buckshot magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Front towards enemy.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
The changelings were:
nosugarplumnovember was Terry Sardine the Lawyer and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Glu Furro, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jack Jackson, the Geneticist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

murgenfoo was Raul Logue the Cook and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Brycen Morberly, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Kendra Hunter, the Roboticist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The Heretics were:
ATHATH was Jack Jackson the Geneticist and survived
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Selene Sivil, Glu Furro, Buggy, Kendra Hunter and Nicholas D. Roberts.
Objective #1: Research at least 21 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
Objective #4: Summon 2 monsters from the Mansus into this realm. Fail.
Ascension Forsaken
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Feast of Owls, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Principle of Hunger, Imperfect Ritual, Ashen Eyes, Knitting of Flesh, Phylactery of Damnation, Armorer's Ritual and Rusted Ritual

kidgenius702 was Jose Shah the Chief Medical Officer and survived
Sacrifices Made: 5
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Selene Sivil, Mason Slavovich, Kraven Lockharte, Casper Silver and Jeff Glycerol.
Objective #1: Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Success!
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Success!
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Success!
THE HERETIC ASCENDED!
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Feast of Owls, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Aggressive Spread, Priest's Ritual, Ashen Eyes, Rust Construction, Armorer's Ritual, Rusted Ritual, Codex Cicatrix, Ritual of Knowledge, Codex Morbus, Entropic Plume, Shattered Ritual, Toxic Blade, Rust Charge, Rustbringer's Oath, Stance of the Torn Champion, Void Prison and Crimson Cleave

justice12354 was Michaela Schroeder and survived
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Jose Shah, Komidore Amigata, Paxton Parkinson, Sadie Shephard and Glu Furro.
Objective #1: Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Feast of Owls, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Eternal Gate, Cosmic Runes and Star Blast

froboot was Rusty and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Assist your master. Success!
The Eldritch Horror was successful!

pogoman122 was Lyca Moonrose the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: Assist your master. Success!
The Eldritch Horror was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
carthagodelendaest was Nicholas D. Roberts the Paradox Clone and died
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Nicholas D. Roberts remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Nicholas D. Roberts, the Head of Personnel's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The traitors were:
0x0 was Sydney McKraken the Botanist and died

Sydney McKraken was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 9 TC) [Gloves of the North Star (50% off!)
4 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[Syndicate Tome
5 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful. Often used by agents to protect themselves against foes who rely on magic while it's held. Though, it can be used to heal and harm other people with decent effectiveness much like a regular bible. Can also be used in-hand to 'claim' it, granting you priest-like abilities -- no training required!
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Terry Sardine, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Sadie Shephard, the Janitor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: absinthe, Security Officer, shoes
The code responses were: nettles, Cargo Gorilla, gangsters, serial killers
Medal Commendations:
Nicholas D. Roberts awarded Grug the the head of personnel award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence! - Supreme Ultra-Clownage of a severity that the Cap wanted their pay docked.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 18556 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 309.267 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Quinn Enderly with 2642 cr!