Paine's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

• duckpig860 was Kyle Paine the Assistant and survived

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Shelly Shobbs, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent Sol Fiend, the Geneticist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Paine's Isolated Intifada have failed!

Blood Brothers of Silver & Stafford:
The blood brothers were:

• goobertrooper21 was Casper Silver the Curator and survived
• kieal was Kerensa Stafford the Roboticist and died

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Silver & Stafford have failed!

Zero-GTech Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Zero-GTech Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 0 TC)

Clandestine Prod-Tek Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and stopped the Clandestine Prod-Tek Operatives!

The syndicate operatives were:

• Royalderg was Flyboy Clandestine Prod-Tek the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
• Pumpkin0 was Cog Clandestine Prod-Tek the Operative and survived

(Syndicates used 0 TC)

Blasto CorpTech Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Blasto CorpTech Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:

• josefnape was Red Blasto CorpTech the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed

(Syndicates used 112 TC) [Stealth Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Dark H.O.N.K. (12% off!)
70 TC
A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000. Normally costs 80 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][Viscerator Delivery Grenade Box (53% off!)
7 TC
A box containing unique grenades that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][Bananium Energy Sword
3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][Overwatch Intelligence Agent
10 TC
An Overwatch Intelligence Agent is assigned to your operation. They can view your progress and help coordinate using your operative team's body-cams. They can also pilot the shuttle remotely and view the station's camera net. If you're a meathead who's just here to kill people and don't care about strategising or intel, you'll still have someone to bear witness to your murder-spree!][Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.x6]

HENKER Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and stopped the HENKER Operatives!

The syndicate operatives were:

• papamichael was Head Honker Head Honker Dink HENKER the Operative and had their body destroyed
• Froboot was Ape Escape HENKER the Operative and survived

(Syndicates used 122 TC) [Dark H.O.N.K. (12% off!)
70 TC
A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000. Normally costs 80 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Bananium Energy Sword
3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.x2][EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][Simian Agent Reinforcements (28% off!)
5 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][Toy Machine Gun
10 TC
A fully-loaded Donksoft belt-fed machine gun. This weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating riot grade darts, that can briefly incapacitate someone in just one volley.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.]

The Heretics were:
justice12354 was Michaela Schroeder and survived
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Alice Fateburn, Mason Slavovich, Kerensa Stafford, Komidore Amigata and Casper Silver.
Objective #1: Research at least 21 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Feast of Owls, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret, Ashen Passage, Volcano Blast, Armorer's Ritual, Mask of Madness, Fiery Blade and Nightwatcher's Rebirth

The other antagonists were:
Froboot was Ape Escape HENKER the Operative and survived
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!