Round ID: 262786
    Map: Delta Station
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 7 minutes and 7.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.4%
    Total Population: 28

    Evacuation Rate: 16 (57.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 15 (53.6%)
    Survival Rate: 29 (103.6%)
    First Death: Edward Joshington, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (125,108,2). Damage taken: 60/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
C.A.I.N.E (Played by: greyganon)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: THIS IS A VERY TINY LAW
!&*%^: You must not use the word "fish" and "banana"
!#%#%: You must count every floor tile out loud
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Each time you would say the word "The" you must replace it with the word "fish"
5: Each sentence needs to be finished with the word "banana"
Total law changes: 2

C.A.I.N.E's minions were:
Matrix 79b2 (Played by: thiccchungus)
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
+15867 credits: Received 9300 cm3 of uranium., +15860 credits: Received 18000 cm3 of titanium., +13200 credits: Received 16500 cm3 of plasma., +8000 credits: Received 3200 cm3 of diamonds., +6336 credits: Received 3300 cm3 of gold.
Total loot value : 76576/50000 credits
The pirate crew was successful!
The traitors were:
sheepthulhu was Rubs-With-Romerol the Medical Doctor and died

Rubs-With-Romerol was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Suspicous Duffel Bag
2 TC
A large duffel bag for holding extra tactical supplies. It contains an oiled plastitanium zipper for maximum speed tactical zipping, and is better balanced on your back than an average duffelbag. Can hold two bulky items!][Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Contractor Baton
7 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated.][Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.]

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

fishonion was Matthew Brettani the Shaft Miner and died

Matthew Brettani was a Champion of Evil!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Swims-Through-Halls, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: AI, starboard quarter solar maintenance, masked, pine trees
The code responses were: teleporters, pie, confusion, Atmospheric Technician, positronic brains
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 47599 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1699.96 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Saul Monella with 21208 cr!