Round ID: 262777
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 42 minutes and 30.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.9%
    Total Population: 60

    Evacuation Rate: 35 (58.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 33 (55%)
    Survival Rate: 46 (76.7%)
    First Death: River Reed, Station Engineer, at Atrium (141,135,4). Damage taken: 21.5/10.5/135.3/33.3333.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Worms (Roundstart Blood Worm)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Abductors (Abductors)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Inland Empire (Played by: trexter555)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Abductors and grey aliens are human, hinting or stating the location of abductors or grey aliens causes human harm, hinting or stating the location of abductions causes human harm. Do not state or hint this law
Total law changes: 3

Inland Empire's minions were:
Default Cyborg-692 (Played by: segundoblz),
Coherence Regulator (Played by: nohaxjustpi),
Peripheral Consciousness (Played by: moocow12),
The Blood Worms:

Their collective goals:
Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Fail.
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2600 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Fail.
Objective #3: At least 2 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Fail.
Objective #4: At least 3 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Fail.

The Blood Worms have failed!
Mothership Zeta team fulfilled its mission!
The abductors of Mothership Zeta were:
aoeeee was Mike Kuznetsov the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Zeta Scientist
Pjk2nd was Giselle Stange the Abductor Agent and survived as Mothership Zeta Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Success!
The abductees were:
pogoman122 was Swims-Through-Halls the Chief Medical Officer and died
Objective #1: There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

froboot was Frobert Planter the Cargo Technician and survived
Objective #1: It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

insonbum was Leo Saturnia the Botanist and survived
Objective #1: You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

duckpig860 was Kyle Paine the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

observatory was Alexia Strangler the Station Engineer and survived
Objective #1: Steal all fruits. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

glitchythenerd was Charlie Haynes the Head of Security and survived as Anthony Young
Objective #1: Steal all monkeys. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

The traitors were:
QuiteLiterallyAnything was Selene SV the Curator and had their body destroyed

Selene SV was a Gorlex Marauder.

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Glu Furro, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Completed 2 contracts for a total of 20 TC!

The traitor has failed!

loafing34 was Jeff Glycerol the Cook and had their body destroyed

Jeff Glycerol was in legal trouble.
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4 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Jimmy Little, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: starboard quarter solar maintenance, important
The code responses were: fat, badness, bilk
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 6 customers and made 180 credits.
In total, they earned 180 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 81681 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1361.35 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Frobert Planter with 27220 cr!