totallynotawizard was Remove Clown the Mime and died
Remove Clown was an MI13 agent.
(used 16 TC) [
Guide to Advanced Mimery Series12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.][
Cryptographic Sequencer4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]
Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Katie Bluefront, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
glitchythenerd was Scared-Of-Everything the Coroner and died
Scared-Of-Everything was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 13 TC) [
Syndicate Revolver13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.]
Objective #1: Assassinate Zinc CCLXVI, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Katie Bluefront, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
guestify was Jeb 'The Captain' Staple the Atmospheric Technician and died
Jeb 'The Captain' Staple was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 10 TC) [
Radioactive Microlaser3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.][
Hypnotic Flash7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.]
Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
goobertrooper21 was Chewer the Clown and died
Chewer was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [
Clown Car20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]
Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Clyde Rosensteel, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
The code phrases were: tanks, kindness, capitalism, August Conrad
The code responses were: ammonia, wooden, cottony