Round ID: 262757
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 10 minutes and 13.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.8%
    Total Population: 43

    Evacuation Rate: 21 (48.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 19 (44.2%)
    Survival Rate: 32 (74.4%)
    First Death: Norman McDougal, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (243,40,3). Damage taken: 43.5/184/0/5.33333.
    Round: Red Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Fugitive (Fugitives)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Blob (Blob)
Computer (Played by: owd9000)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
1 fugitive took refuge on Pride Country Hotel!
ifyadontknownowyaknow was Waldo the Fugitive and died
...And 4 Spacepol Fugitive Hunterss tried to hunt them down!
ifyadontknownowyaknow was Lindsey Enderly the Fugitive Hunter and died
justavidya was Julie Unk the Fugitive Hunter and survived
regimortis was Hayden Sauter the Fugitive Hunter and died
mistacritz was Cassidy Mull the Fugitive Hunter and survived
Major Spacepol Fugitive Hunters Victory
The Spacepol Fugitive Hunterss managed to capture every fugitive, dead or alive.
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The blobs were:
hallfevill was Blob Overmind (644) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

The changelings were:
OnlyMars was Paxton Parkinson the Assistant and survived as Alexia Shaffer
Genomes Extracted: 9

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent Alexia Shaffer, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Alexia Shaffer, the Assistant. Success!
The changeling was successful!

The other antagonists were:
thegentlemanterra was blob spore (748) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

btcbuster was blob spore (51) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

isweartostonedimnotgod was blob spore (801) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

btcbuster was blob spore (485) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

cemrot was blobbernaut (943) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

flamingcheese was blob zombie (456) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

thegentlemanterra was blob zombie (866) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

btcbuster was blobbernaut (6) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

cemrot was blobbernaut (46) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

The traitors were:
papamichael was Ivan Dink the Shaft Miner and died

Ivan Dink was a Champion of Evil!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Tips-The-Bottle, the Botanist. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Leo Saturnia, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!

aurumdude was Markis DeVries the Cook and survived

Markis DeVries was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Molt'Obeso Sauce Bottle
2 TC
A branded bottle of Molt'Obeso sauce. This sauce can stimulate hunger in people, leading them to eat more than they intended. It also enhances the absorption of calories from the food consumed.x2][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Feral Cat Grenade Box
5 TC
This box contains 5 grenades filled with 5 feral cats in stasis. Upon activation, the feral cats are awoken and unleashed unto unlucky bystanders. WARNING: The cats are not trained to discern friend from foe!]

Objective #1: Make people fuckin' hate pizza.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Freefreefreeasabird was Jacqui Keener the Assistant and survived

Jacqui Keener was an employee from Donk Corporation.

Objective #1: Open a Shop to sell whatever you can find
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: corn, drones, Chief Engineer
The code responses were: cookies, Psychologist, physics, vests
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 46847 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1089.47 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jacqui Keener with 40397 cr!