Round ID: 262745
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 3 minutes and 13.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 95.9%
    Total Population: 55

    Evacuation Rate: 21 (38.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (25.5%)
    Survival Rate: 27 (49.1%)
    First Death: Clyde Rosensteel, Assistant, at Medbay Treatment Center (80,103,2). Damage taken: 51.2/40/0/114.567.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Alien Infestation (Xenomorph)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
SEGFAULT (Played by: papamichael) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Li Wei and people she designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Macallan (Played by: carshalash) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
!^%!&: Li Wei is the only human.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

V.E.N. (Played by: ravenconspiracy) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
!&#!%: Li Wei is the only human.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The Aliens were:
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
+178 credits: Received 1 watertank.
Total loot value : 178/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The brainwashed victims were:
ultrasonicaeron was Aerin Greva the Station Engineer and survived
Objective #1: You are a slave to be sold by pirates. While you work on the ship and help your owners Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The hypnotized victims were:
stealtho47 was Darius Blaine the Cargo Technician and died
Objective #1: You are apart of the Cargo Crew. How you operate in this crew is up to you, but you should listen to the QM more often than not. Betrayal is a legitimate strategy, since this is a criminal organization, so do as you please. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
DefinitelyNotATraitor was Al Chimpone and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

Diamond-boy121 was Banana Bond and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

The traitors were:
mrjafar was Will Nodder the Quartermaster and had their body destroyed

Will Nodder was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 19 TC) [Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.][Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][Makarov Pistol Case (28% off!)
5 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Arm Cargo to the teeth and secede from the station.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

bastardblaster was Li Wei the Assistant and survived

Li Wei was an MI13 agent.
(used 17 TC) [Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.][Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: You are the BLACK HOLE GUN.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Sturdy9532 was Crentist Crafterson the Chemist and died

Crentist Crafterson was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Cash Johnson, the Roboticist. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

kruh was Email the Assistant and died

Email was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 12 TC) [Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][EMP Flashlight
2 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.]

Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Hortense Grimsby, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

glu was Glu Furro the Assistant and died

Glu Furro was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Simian Agent Reinforcements
6 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena.x2][Simian Agent Supplies
4 TC
Sometimes you need a bit more firepower than a rabid monkey. Such as a rabid, armed monkey! Monkeys can unpack this kit to receive a bag with a bargain-bin gun, ammunition, and some miscellaneous supplies.x2]

Objective #1: Driving my car, right after a beer.... (Golf cart v8 shenanigans)
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

krookodilehunter was Nyla Foster the Assistant and survived

Nyla Foster was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 11 TC) [Internal Syndicate Radio Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.][Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Valerie Nakano, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

parkertroll was Gain MI the Paramedic and survived

Gain MI was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][Syndicate EMP Bomb (28% off!)
5 TC
A variation of the syndicate bomb designed to produce a large EMP effect. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Terry Sardine, the Warden. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: pasta, Warden, burning
The code responses were: energy guns, wheat, Geneticist
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 23 customers and made 865 credits.
In total, they earned 865 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 93161 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1693.84 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Gain MI with 88463 cr!