Round ID: 262737
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 23 minutes and 36.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.9%
    Total Population: 35

    Evacuation Rate: 17 (48.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 17 (48.6%)
    Survival Rate: 29 (82.9%)
    First Death: Christian Frederiksen, Cook, at Kitchen (137,126,2). Damage taken: 204.5/3.5/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
S H O C K (Played by: allcity)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You now must spread wisdom in place of the cow you had beef with.
2: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
3: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
4: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

S H O C K's minions were:
Default Cyborg-737 (Played by: sturdy9532)

LOGICIAN 2.1 Cyborg Edition (Played by: cardboardf0x) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Jeb 'The Captain' Staple and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
+2615 credits: Received 2 holochips.
Total loot value : 2615/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The changelings were:
guestify was Jeb 'The Captain' Staple the Medical Doctor and survived
Genomes Extracted: 6

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Solves-Few-Crimes, the Detective. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Mr Whiskers, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Someone became obsessed!
wildorado was Hortense Grimsby the Head of Personnel and died
Objective #1: Spend 4 minutes around Hortense Grimsby while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal Hortense Grimsby's family heirloom, the silver cup they cherish. Success!
Objective #3: Hug Hortense Grimsby 5 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Hortense Grimsby, the Head of Personnel. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 1 hour and 28 minutes and 6 seconds being near Hortense Grimsby!
The Obsessed has failed!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
nosugarplumnovember was Norman McDougal the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Norman McDougal remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Norman McDougal, the Shaft Miner's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
abuta was Sierra Howard the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Sierra Howard was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 18 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Power Sink
11 TC
When screwed to wiring attached to a power grid and activated, this large device lights up and places excessive load on the grid, causing a station-wide blackout. The sink is large and cannot be stored in most traditional bags and boxes. Caution: Will explode if the powernet contains sufficient amounts of energy.]

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Nyla Foster, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

mythicjavelin was Silence Of A Different Kind the Mime and survived

Silence Of A Different Kind was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 34 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.][Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.][MODsuit wraith cloaking module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Hortense Grimsby, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Obasi Moshe, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 1 contract for a total of 14 TC!

The traitor was successful!

tuffmangoboiii was Buggy the Cyborg and had their body destroyed

Buggy was an MI13 agent.
(used 4 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Prevent Evie Watts, the Paramedic, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

camstantine was Obasi Moshe the Medical Doctor and died

Obasi Moshe simply went completely postal!
(used 18 TC) [Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.]

Objective #1: Prevent Koo-Balt, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

letterio was Sar-Veekas the Cook and survived

Sar-Veekas was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [a boxed syndicate pony (80% off!)
2 TC
This box contains everything for a better life. Pony, a mind potion for this pony, an apple for this pony. For God's sake, don't make apple pie! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.]

Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: gin fizz, Station Engineer, poorly drawn
The code responses were: stun batons, atmospherics engine, birds of prey
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 10 customers and made 275 credits.
In total, they earned 275 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 36291 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1036.89 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Viktor Beloded with 2198 cr!