Round ID: 262633
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 33 minutes and 45 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.8%
    Total Population: 34

    Evacuation Rate: 22 (64.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 20 (58.8%)
    Survival Rate: 35 (102.9%)
    First Death: Sam Clewett, Coroner, at Aft Port Maintenance (54,110,2). Damage taken: 35/0/109/58.5333. Their last words were: "Oh man, maybe I need to get off the drink for ... a bit...."
    Round: Orange Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Nightmare (Nightmare)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
I.R.I.S (Played by: TotallyNotAWizard)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

I.R.I.S's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: Mimepride),
CrewSins (Played by: 0moog)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

The Ash Walkers were:

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The nest stands! Glory to the Necropolis!

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 15 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 10 Ash Walker eggs.
Blood Brothers of Lockharte & Fendahl:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Lockharte & Fendahl was successful!
The Blood Worms:

Their collective goals:
Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Fail.
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2900 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Fail.
Objective #3: At least 3 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Fail.
Objective #4: At least 3 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Fail.

The Blood Worms have failed!
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The other antagonists were:
ultrasonicaeron was Nex and survived
Objective #1: Consume the last glimmer of light from the space station. Success!
The Nightmare was successful!

The traitors were:
Kinking was Sylvia Valentijn the Assistant and survived

Sylvia Valentijn was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Bomb (27% off!)
8 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.x2][Sleepy Pen (25% off!)
3 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][Syndicate Spraycan
1 TC
A stylish Syndicate spraycan. Contains enough special solution to spray a single super-size seditious symbol, subjecting station staff to slippery suffering.]

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Smelron Chubbard, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: bananas, flamethrowers, Kusudesu Bakakit
The code responses were: engines, technology, Leila Coldsmith
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 29897 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 879.324 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Katie Bluefront with 2790 cr!