Round ID: 262631
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 32 minutes and 52.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98%
    Total Population: 66

    Evacuation Rate: 45 (68.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 43 (65.2%)
    Survival Rate: 65 (98.5%)
    First Death: Depressed, Clown, at Central Primary Hallway (125,133,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Blob (Blob)
        - Wizard (Midround Wizard)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: excalibot) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

BLOOP MK2 (Played by: abigd) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

D.O.O.T (Played by: totallynotawizard) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Adaptive Manipulator (Played by: zxaber) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Killer Queen (Played by: san7890) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

LOGICIAN 1.9.2 Hotfix (Played by: cardboardf0x) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Rogue Borg (Played by: notinu) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Unnamed (Played by: thatrandomperson124) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Im Gay (Played by: nervere) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

BR42 (Played by: diamondboy121) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

G.L.U.E. (Played by: glu) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

UTF-16 0x2468 (Played by: ultrasonicaeron) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Effigy Of The Fendahl (Played by: frenjo) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

G2-1 (Played by: royalderg) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Medea (Played by: taggamergame2) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

GBP (Played by: diegoflores31) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Emp Proof Cyborg (Played by: ituraxi) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

CrewSins (Played by: 0moog) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

G.R.E.G. Home Premium (Played by: antheus) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
The blobs were:
ikeofnewt was Blob Overmind (905) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

The spies were:
Pjk2nd was Davis Auman the Cook and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Help the station succeed in its efforts to solve a murder.
Objective #2: Make it difficult but not impossible to escape the station.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Parkertroll was Paris Prevatt the Head of Personnel and survived
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Clown Car, Rocket Launcher, Penbang and Composition X-4
Objective #1: Keep everyone out of genetics.
Objective #2: Terrorize Command enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #3: Protect the station's communications.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

uwuer was Uwulia Moonwell the Cook and survived
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: a boxed syndicate pony, Laser Arm Implant, Power Fist and Katana
Objective #1: Frame a crewmember for a crime.
Objective #2: Ensure no members of Medical escape the station.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
Daz1sta was Laura Mitchell the Shaft Miner and survived

Laura Mitchell was an employee from Waffle Corporation.

Objective #1: Conduct succesful mass terrorism anywhere on the station.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Syndicake2 was J.K. Daniels the Chemist and survived

J.K. Daniels was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.

Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: warehouse, syndicate, Colin Stone
The code responses were: mushrooms, scaly
The wizards/witches were:
dramazing343 was Loony Of The Fields and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 4

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Loony Of The Fields used the following spells:
Bind Soul, Fireball, 2x Rod Form, Smite

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 25 customers and made 635 credits.
In total, they earned 635 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 40256 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 609.939 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Hailee Catten with 1559 cr!