Round ID: 262629
    Map: Delta Station
    Shift Duration: 53 minutes and 42.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 56

    Evacuation Rate: 33 (58.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 32 (57.1%)
    Survival Rate: 38 (67.9%)
    First Death: Alice Fateburn, Research Director, at Kitchen Cold Room (121,151,2). Damage taken: 128/0.5/0/9.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
Fun Fact Generator (Played by: pumpkin0)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: You think calling the shuttle is cool and whatnot.
Total law changes: 3

Fun Fact Generator's minions were:
Automated Supermatter Unit (Played by: pratty420),
Limewire V0.0.4 (Played by: stiix)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
The hypnotized victims were:
tuffmangoboiii was Buggy the Cook and survived
Objective #1: Pepperoni Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

mamishimimakato was Penelope Eckhardstein the Cargo Technician and died
Objective #1: You mussst asssissst every chef, and-a turn every non ssservice and-a engineering crew into pepperoni Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

thatrandomperson124 was Parry Noah the Cook and died
Objective #1: You mussst asssissst every chef, and-a turn every non ssservice and-a engineering crew into pepperoni Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

x900 was Cubato Tomson the Cook and survived
Objective #1: You obey security. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

glitchythenerd was Scared-Of-Everything the Prisoner and survived
Objective #1: Hello little stcane Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
pingytalk was Brenna Mathews the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Brenna Mathews remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Brenna Mathews, the Lawyer's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
san7890 was Katie Yossarian the Chief Engineer and died

Katie Yossarian was a Champion of Evil!
(used 18 TC) [MODsuit Shock-Absorber Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from getting knocked down by batons.][MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][MODsuit wraith cloaking module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.]

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Samuel Clarke, the Geneticist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

russelnotscp was Ashe Covault the Cook and survived

Ashe Covault simply went completely postal!
(used 18 TC) [Butcher's Meat Hook (81% off!)
2 TC
A brutal cleaver on a long chain, it allows you to pull people to your location. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.x9]

Objective #1: CHEF STATION!
The traitor was successful!

glu was Glu Furro the Cook and died

Glu Furro was a Champion of Evil!
(used 21 TC) [Butcher's Meat Hook
11 TC
A brutal cleaver on a long chain, it allows you to pull people to your location.][Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.]

Objective #1: Make the crew into meat for the kitchen.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

cardboardf0x was Valerie Nakano the Bartender and survived

Valerie Nakano was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndi-kit Special
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. In Syndi-kit Special, you will receive items used by famous syndicate agents of the past. Collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, the syndicate loves a good throwback. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.]

Objective #1: Buzz Buzz and such.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: existence, sugarcane
The code responses were: bombs, synthmeat, the present, Amaryllis Warren
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 30631 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 546.982 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Anne May with 1398 cr!