FUCK Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
FUCK operatives have destroyed Station where we are NOT assassinated!

The syndicate operatives were:

tostah was Overlord Tex FUCK the Operative and survived
auto86313 was Rocker FUCK the Operative and had their body destroyed
Robustitron was Swiper FUCK the Operative and had their body destroyed
glu was Glu FUCK the Operative and had their body destroyed
chappygart was FUCK Operative #5 the Operative and survived
capslock3284 was FUCK Operative #6 the Operative and survived
carthagodelendaest was FUCK Operative #7 the Operative and had their body destroyed
gustlen was Hunger Unceasing the Operative and had their body destroyed

(Syndicates used 315 TC) [

Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][

MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module (60% off!)
2 TC
An advanced EMP shield module for a MODsuit. It protects your entire body from electromagnetic pulses. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][

MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.][

MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][

Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.][

CNS Rebooter Implant
8 TC
This implant will help you get back up on your feet faster after being stunned. Comes with an autosurgeon.][

X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][

Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][

Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part.][

Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.x2][

Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][

Syndicate Smokes (50% off!)
1 TC
Strong flavor, dense smoke, infused with omnizine. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][

Syndicate Combat Medic Kit
4 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious black and red. Included is a number of atropine medipens for rapid stabilization and detonation prevention, sutures and regenerative mesh for wound treatment, and patches for faster healing on the field. Also comes with basic medical tools and sterlizer.][

Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][

X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][

Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle Briefcase (Hard)
18 TC
An outdated, but still extremely powerful anti-materiel sniper rifle. Fires .50 BMG cartridges from a 6 round magazine. Can be fitted with a suppressor. If anyone asks how that even works, tell them it's Nanotrasen's fault. Comes with 3 spare magazines; 2 regular magazines and 1 disruptor magazine. Also comes with a suit and tie.][

MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][

Fungal Tuberculosis Grenade Box
15 TC
A primed bio-grenade packed into a compact box. Comes with five Bio Virus Antidote Kit (BVAK) autoinjectors for rapid application on up to two targets each, a syringe, and a bottle containing the BVAK solution.][

Chest Rig
1 TC
A robust seven-slot set of webbing that is capable of holding all manner of tactical equipment.][

Pre-Loaded Syndicate Intellicard
12 TC
A syndicate intellicard that can be activated to download a captured Nanotrasen AI, modified with the standard syndicate lawset. You can slot it into your modsuit for a conversational partner! It can additionally control the MODsuit's modules at will, and move your body around even if you're in critical condition or dead. However, due to failsafes activated during the extraction process, the AI is unable to interact with electronics from anywhere but direct proximity...][

Syndicate AI Upgrade
4 TC
...unless you buy the Syndicate Upgrade! This data chip allows the captured AI to increase its interaction range by two tiles per application. The Syndicate recommends three or four purchases at most, for a total of seven or infinite meters of range.][

.50 BMG Penetrator Magazine (AMSR)
4 TC
A 6-round magazine of penetrator ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Can pierce walls and multiple enemies.x2][

.50 BMG Disruptor Magazine (AMSR)
2 TC
A 6-round magazine of disruptor ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Put your enemies and their alarm clock to sleep today!][

Syndicate Medical Cyborg
35 TC
A combat medical cyborg. Has limited offensive potential, but makes more than up for it with its support capabilities. It comes equipped with a nanite hypospray, a medical beamgun, combat defibrillator, full surgical kit including an energy saw, an emag, pinpointer and flash. Thanks to its organ storage bag, it can perform surgery as well as any humanoid.][

Syndicate Saboteur Cyborg
35 TC
A streamlined engineering cyborg, equipped with covert modules. Also incapable of leaving the welder in the shuttle. Aside from regular Engineering equipment, it comes with a special destination tagger that lets it traverse disposals networks. Its chameleon projector lets it disguise itself as a Nanotrasen cyborg, on top it has thermal vision and a pinpointer.][

X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][

Core Equipment Box (Essential)
22 TC
This box contains an airlock authentification override card, a MODsuit energy shield module, a C-4 explosive charge, a freedom implant and a stimpack injector. The most important support items for most operatives to succeed in their mission, bundled together. It is highly recommend you buy this kit. Note: This bundle is not at a discount. You can purchase all of these items separately. You do not NEED these items, but most operatives fail WITHOUT at least SOME of these items. More experienced operatives can do without.][

Pump-Action Grenade Launcher Kit (Moderate)
14 TC
A weapon case containing a 40mm pump-action grenade launcher and a bandolier of 40mm grenades. Less versatile than the pneumatic grenade launcher kit, but no less dangerous. Though try to be careful about danger close. If you even care. A favourite of the Tiger Cooperative.][

40mm Titanium Flak Shell Box (Grenade Launchers)
4 TC
A box of 40mm titanium flak shells for use with ballistic grenade launchers. Launches an obscene number of titanium ball bearings into your enemies. For when you want to get up close and personal.][

Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x5][

EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][

Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.][

Microbomb Implant
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. The more implants inside of you, the higher the explosive power. This will permanently destroy your body, however.x4]