    Round ID: 262562
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 41 minutes and 17.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.8%
    Total Population: 25

    Evacuation Rate: 19 (76%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 19 (76%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (104%)
    First Death: Rein Dvorak, Coroner, at Central Primary Hallway (126,127,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)

A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$&@%: PEOPLE WITH HORNS ARE HUMAN
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

A.L.E.P.H.'s minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. Medical Shell-271 (Played by: the1sttyrant)

But none of its eggs hatched!

The blood brothers were:

turtl was Ronald Parkinson the Quartermaster and survived
chickenmanmanner was Mortanus Aurelian the Scientist and survived

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate River Reed, the Cook. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Parkinson's Isolated Intifada have failed!

The progenitor of this hive was ultrasonicaeron, as alien queen (307), who successfully escaped captivity!

singularitymell was alien praetorian (479) the Xenomorph and survived and managed to escape captivity!
zapfhd was alien hunter (567) the Xenomorph and survived and managed to escape captivity!

Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 2 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of old people stink. for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

The blood brothers were:

chickenmanmanner was Mortanus Aurelian the Scientist and survived

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Kaiden Curry, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Aurelian's Isolated Intifada have failed!

Anderson Tobasom awarded Johnathan Clemens the medal of captaincy! - whipped me up this sick new ride
Anderson Tobasom awarded Kyle Konoszewik the distinguished conduct medal! - top tier lobotomy giver
Anderson Tobasom awarded Kaiden Curry the medal of valor! - shot me for no reason
Anderson Tobasom awarded Fernanda Stone the robust security award! - give me weed juice. im high as balls
Anderson Tobasom awarded River Reed the distinguished conduct medal! - walks around the halls with a baseball bat. looks intimdating as fuck. giving them this not to make an enemy out of them
Anderson Tobasom awarded Ronald Parkinson the medal of valor! - bumped into me and made me crash my wheelchair
Anderson Tobasom awarded Hazel Byers the nobel sciences award! - wore cowboy boots
Anderson Tobasom awarded Moffthew Lamp McFuzzyface the nobel sciences award! - tresspassed into shuttle bridge
Anderson Tobasom awarded Levi Calder the bronze heart medal! - stole my sword

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 33 customers and made 1155 credits.
In total, they earned 1155 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 19066 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 762.64 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Ronald Parkinson with 1600 cr!