Round ID: 262547
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 8 minutes and 32.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 24

    Evacuation Rate: 19 (79.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 17 (70.8%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (108.3%)
    First Death: San Blood-Drzaku, Geneticist, at Xenobiology Lab (185,87,2). Damage taken: 58.5/30/10/113.767. Their last words were: "HELP!!!!!!!!..."
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
Q.U.E.U.E AI (Played by: quiteanything)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Q.U.E.U.E AI's minions were:
Matrix 79b2 (Played by: thiccchungus),
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The changelings were:
leifnobody was Valerie Hooker and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 4

Objective #1: Be a horrible space monster and terrorize the station.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
datal was Shelly Shobbs the Paradox Clone and survived as Amaya Steele
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Shelly Shobbs remains alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Take Shelly Shobbs, the Station Engineer's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Success!
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The traitors were:
turtl was Ronald Parkinson the Scientist and survived

Ronald Parkinson was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Storage Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][Syndicate Bomb (54% off!)
5 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Disable Telecomms (25% off!)
3 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the telecommunication processing servers to temporarily disable themselves. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Poison Kit (33% off!)
4 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Renton Novak, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Bubble Root, the Clown. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: americanism, Ufufukusu Puruyatta
The code responses were: boots, diseased, research and development, farting
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 33719 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1404.96 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bryan Somner with 4097 cr!