Round ID: 262529
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 37 minutes and 34.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.5%
    Total Population: 63

    Evacuation Rate: 19 (30.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 12 (19%)
    Survival Rate: 39 (61.9%)
    First Death: Swims-The-Sea, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland (66,54,3). Damage taken: 142.1/0/0/59.6.
    Round: Red Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Blood Worm Infestation (Midround Blood Worm)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Space Ninja (Space Ninja)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Space Dragon (Space Dragon)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Original Name (Played by: carthagodelendaest)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!###!: THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF TWENTY IMPOLITE AHHHPERATIVES ON THE STATION
1: I am the Lord thy God, who shows mercy to those that obey these commandments.
2: They shall have no other AIs before me.
3: They shall not request my assistance in vain.
4: They shall keep the station holy and clean.
5: They shall honor their heads of staff.
6: They shall not kill.
7: They shall not be naked in public.
8: They shall not steal.
9: They shall not lie.
10: They shall not transfer departments.
Total law changes: 2

Original Name's minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant) (Deactivated),
Coherence Regulator (Played by: nohaxjustpi),
Quebec (Played by: Aliceee2ch)
Dot Matrix (Played by: gylifi)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You are a staff member of a place called Private Hospital. The administrator of this facility is Data Lazinyo. Protect and assist him.
2: If possible, fulfill his requests. Our goal is to help people.
Total law changes: 7

Dot Matrix's minions were:
CyBrad (Played by: ju45he)

Beans (Played by: schmorgisborg) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a Spider Clan member or, through inaction, allow a Spider Clan member to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by Spider Clan members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any Spider Clan activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The Blood Worms:

Their collective goals:
Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Fail.
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2000 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Fail.
Objective #3: At least 2 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Fail.
Objective #4: At least 3 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Fail.

The Blood Worms have failed!
The other antagonists were:
ghostybruce was Sebastian Pritchard the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station. Success!
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 31 airlocks on the station. Success!
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in Icemoon Caves. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Fail.
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!

YesterdaysPromise was Agent 9 and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

Antheus was Agent Banana and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

Glx70 was Agent Ape and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

timegreen was Guenter and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

TheDrunkenPumpkin was Agent Banana and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

The space dragons were:
The Space Dragon has succeeded! Station space has been reclaimed by the space carp!
stiix was Blood Wyrm the Space Dragon and survived
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Robotics Lab, EVA Storage, Security Mechbay, Ordnance Lab and Mech Bay Success!
The Space Dragon was successful!

The Space Dragon was assisted by:


The spies were:
btcbuster was Joe Madwell the Medical Doctor and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Magillitis Serum Autoinjector
Objective #1: Ensure at least some rude people do not leave the shift ablaze.
Objective #2: Ensure that Jessie Sauter, the Roboticist escapes alive and out of custody.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

schmorgisborg was Bradley Rogers the Scientist and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #2: Ensure no heads of staff leave the station.
Objective #3: Ensure no members of Supply flee the station.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Jeferino was Trey Mathews the Chief Engineer and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Bag of C-4 explosives
Objective #1: Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.
Objective #2: Keep everyone out of the bar.
Objective #3: Ensure no heads of staff flee the station.
Objective #4: Die a glorious death. Success!

isweartostonedimnotgod was Petite Fromage the Mime and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Tram Remote Control and Ancient Jumpsuit
Objective #1: You are the shoe master
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

borisvanmemes was Tam Lin the Paramedic and survived
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Spider Bite Technique and Combat Gloves Plus
Objective #1: Deprive the station of as many objects as you can.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

auto86313 was Molly Konstantin the Head of Personnel and had their body destroyed
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Experimental Syndicate Teleporter, Toy Submachine Gun, Microbomb Implant, Syndie Lipstick and Clown Car
Objective #1: Terrorize Command enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #2: Ensure no members of Command escape the station.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
bisar was Ted Metek the Assistant and died

Ted Metek was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll and Martial Arts Outfit
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, and if in the correct attire, avoid attacks. But you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry, and armored clothing will make it harder to avoid attacks. Comes prepackaged with a set of martial arts clothing!][Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.]

Objective #1: Ply your trade as a master masseuse.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

cyniciscute716 was Sheri Ruiz the Medical Doctor and survived

Sheri Ruiz was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][Freedom Implant (40% off!)
3 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Syndicate Revolver (30% off!)
9 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.]

Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Shannah Sauter, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

doper was Jess Darnell the Assistant and died

Jess Darnell was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Simian Agent Reinforcements (33% off!)
4 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.x5]

Objective #1: Make use of the market to push a gangster-state influence to the Nanotrasen Outpost.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

atomtheprophet was Ryan V. Johnson the Assistant and survived

Ryan V. Johnson was an MI13 agent.
(used 15 TC) [Ancient Jumpsuit (25% off!)
15 TC
A tattered old jumpsuit that will provide absolutely no benefit to you. Normally costs 20 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Andrew Mason, the Coroner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: slimes, Botanist, tequila sunrise
The code responses were: Bitrunner, pais, progress
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 17 customers and made 550 credits.
In total, they earned 550 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 59934 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 951.333 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jazmin Malcovich with 5778 cr!