Space Pirates were:

• toosilly was Scintillant Pulsarflag the Space Pirate and survived

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.

The hypnotized victims were:
wisemonster was Jessica Bennedict the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: Kill the coroner and then yourself, let nobody know of this Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The traitors were:
san7890 was Katie Yossarian the Chief Medical Officer and survived

Katie Yossarian was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Decoy Nuclear Authentication Disk
1 TC
It's just a normal disk. Visually it's identical to the real deal, but it won't hold up under closer scrutiny by the Captain. Don't try to give this to us to complete your objective, we know better!][Carnivorous Blood
3 TC
A bottle of Carnivorous Blood, an Interdyne bioweapon that, once mixed with a potential victim's blood and then inserted into their bloodstream, will rapidly consume its victim's supply of usable blood. Feed it high-protein meat to let it cultivate.][MODsuit Chameleon Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.][Contractor Baton
7 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated.][Syndicate Space Suit
4 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.][Full Syndicate Surgery Medkit
3 TC
The Syndicate surgery medkit is a toolkit containing all surgery tools, surgical drapes, a syringe, and some sedatives.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Build Your Own Shuttle, the Chief Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

toosilly was Serves-The-Humans the Lawyer and died

Serves-The-Humans was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Revolver (53% off!)
6 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][.357 Speed Loader (75% off!)
1 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.x10][Briefcase Embedded Firearm Trigger
4 TC
A briefcase with a firing mechanism built into the handle that connects to the first weapon stored within. "Aiming and firing" the briefcase will instead trigger the firing mechanism, causing the weapon to fire through a discrete hole. Work with any firearm you could fit inside.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Hithe Brakke, the Prisoner. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Buggy, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

johnchuddington was Sir-Speaks-A-Lot the Mime and survived

Sir-Speaks-A-Lot was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Dart Pistol (50% off!)
2 TC
A miniaturized version of a normal syringe gun. It is very quiet when fired and can fit into any space a small item can. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.][Slipocalypse Clusterbang
1 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!]

Objective #1: Assassinate Alexis Aldebaran, the Coroner. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Serves-The-Humans, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

gustlen was Buzz Hammock the Assistant and survived

Buzz Hammock was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 8 TC) [Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Jessica Bennedict, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

pratty420 was Doctors-The-Smiles the Paramedic and died as monkey (121)

Doctors-The-Smiles was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndie Lipstick
6 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser?][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.]

Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

wisemonster was Jessica Bennedict the Shaft Miner and died

Jessica Bennedict was in legal trouble.
(used 15 TC) [Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.][Dart Pistol
4 TC
A miniaturized version of a normal syringe gun. It is very quiet when fired and can fit into any space a small item can.][Radio Jammer
1 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.]

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Soulware was Build Your Own Shuttle the Chief Engineer and died

Build Your Own Shuttle was a corporate climber.

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Doctors-The-Smiles, the Paramedic. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Archinist was Lilly Houston the Atmospheric Technician and survived

Lilly Houston was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 4 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Jessica Bennedict, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: dry, vodka martinis
The code responses were: Bitrunner, carp, doors, rogue cyborgs, thieves