Lightbulbs Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
Lightbulbs operatives have destroyed Safety Town November!

The syndicate operatives were:

froboot was Boss Ape Escape Lightbulbs the Operative and survived
ghostybruce was Allahu-Akbar Lightbulbs the Operative and survived as Bald Lightbulbs
pumpkin0 was Gambler Lightbulbs the Operative and survived
0x0 was Dallas Lightbulbs the Operative and survived

(Syndicates used 138 TC) [

Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part.][

Elite Syndicate MODsuit (75% off!)
2 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][

MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.][

Stealth Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][

MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][

Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle Briefcase (Hard)
18 TC
An outdated, but still extremely powerful anti-materiel sniper rifle. Fires .50 BMG cartridges from a 6 round magazine. Can be fitted with a suppressor. If anyone asks how that even works, tell them it's Nanotrasen's fault. Comes with 3 spare magazines; 2 regular magazines and 1 disruptor magazine. Also comes with a suit and tie.][

.50 BMG Penetrator Magazine (AMSR)
4 TC
A 6-round magazine of penetrator ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Can pierce walls and multiple enemies.][

Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][

Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][

Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.][

Codespeak Manual (66% off!)
1 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][

CNS Rebooter Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
This implant will help you get back up on your feet faster after being stunned. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.x2][

Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][

.50 BMG Magazine (AMSR)
2 TC
An additional standard 6-round magazine for use with .50 sniper rifles.x3]

The traitors were:
papaoj was Obscurior Maxima the Scientist and survived

Obscurior Maxima was an MI13 agent.
(used 19 TC) [

Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.][

Miniature Energy Crossbow (30% off!)
7 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][

Syndicate Space Suit (50% off!)
2 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][

Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][

EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.]

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: holy water, Scientist, reality, traitors
The code responses were: Bennett Stange, particle accelerators, urinal cakes