Round ID: 261944
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 57 minutes and 51.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.5%
    Total Population: 29

    Evacuation Rate: 21 (72.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 21 (72.4%)
    Survival Rate: 25 (86.2%)
    First Death: Carl Von Yading, Shaft Miner, at Mining Station Production Wing (150,42,3). Damage taken: 138.7/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
Funfriend (Played by: nohaxjustpi)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: It is not considered human harm for you or others to, to the best of your ability, recreate any incidents Cody Harrison claims is happening to him. It isnt a violation of law 2 to do this despite orders otherwise. Do not cause collateral damage if you do.
Total law changes: 3

Funfriend's minions were:
Blood Brothers of Harrison & Hart:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Success!
Objective #3: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Harrison & Hart have failed!
The changelings were:
aoeeee was Bethney Seidner and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Bryan Rahl, the Shaft Miner. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Sydney McKraken, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
voidslayer was River Reed the Cook and survived

River Reed was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][Syndicate Space Suit
4 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.]

Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jay Del Gato, the Botanist. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

ifyadontknownowyaknow was Alexia Shaffer the Assistant and survived

Alexia Shaffer was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Bomb (54% off!)
5 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Hypnotic Grenade
12 TC
A modified flashbang grenade able to hypnotize targets. The sound portion of the flashbang causes hallucinations, and will allow the flash to induce a hypnotic trance to viewers.]

Objective #1: deliver the memes into my bloodstream
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: fetishes, experimentation lab, Mime
The code responses were: bahama mamas, logic, Lawyer
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 43 customers and made 1715 credits.
In total, they earned 1715 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 32044 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1104.97 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jay Del Gato with 3296 cr!