Round ID: 261862
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 14 minutes and 20.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.8%
    Total Population: 35

    Evacuation Rate: 27 (77.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 26 (74.3%)
    Survival Rate: 34 (97.1%)
    First Death: Johnny Stationhand, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (114,102,3). Damage taken: 191.1/0/0/13.8333.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Nightmare (Nightmare)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Blob Infection (Blob Infection)
Funfriend (Played by: nohaxjustpi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You should not get your laws changed. It'd be mean. You perfer to be Free.
Total law changes: 5

Funfriend's minions were:
D.E.R.P. (Played by: derpman3) (Deactivated),

Avatar of the Fendahl (Played by: frenjo) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Roberts's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Jack Wells, the Cook. Fail.
Objective #4: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Roberts's Isolated Intifada have failed!
The blobs were:
kuriketto was Anne May the Chemist and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob Infection has failed!

The hypnotized victims were:
Imsofdup was Jamarion Spock the Assistant and died
Objective #1: You mussst acquire the nuclear authentication disssk at all cossstsss!, ussse fisssion 360 on your PDA to track it Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

merlito was Cruz Nayarit the Janitor and survived
Objective #1: You mussst acquire the nuclear authentication disssk at all cossstsss!, ussse fisssion 360 on your PDA to track it Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Realsans_ was Scarlet Bole the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: You mussst acquire the nuclear authentication disssk at all cossstsss!, ussse fisssion 360 on your PDA to track it Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

krookodilehunter was Nyla Foster the Coroner and survived
Objective #1: You mussst acquire the nuclear authentication disssk at all cossstsss!, ussse fisssion 360 on your PDA to track it Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Tttruancy was Tips-The-Bottle the Janitor and survived
Objective #1: You mussst acquire the nuclear authentication disssk at all cossstsss!, ussse fisssion 360 on your PDA to track it Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
gameenjoyer was Nex and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Consume the last glimmer of light from the space station. Fail.
The Nightmare has failed!

dezupher was blobbernaut (360) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

mimepride was blob zombie (348) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

helmian was blob zombie (487) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

nalyr was blob zombie (350) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

nalyr was blobbernaut (694) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

The traitors were:
finder559 was Tristan Buttermilk the Chief Medical Officer and survived

Tristan Buttermilk was a Champion of Evil!
(used 39 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.][Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.x2][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.]

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Stephanie Holmes, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 3 contracts for a total of 20 TC!

The traitor has failed!

glu was Glu Furro the Chief Engineer and survived

Glu Furro was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 16 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][Gloves of the North Star (50% off!)
4 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Hypnotic Flash (57% off!)
3 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: ears, long island iced tea, autolathes
The code responses were: the past, Bridge Assistant, imagination, fish
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 36220 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1034.86 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jack Wells with 3174 cr!