    Round ID: 261848
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 25 minutes and 26.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.9%
    Total Population: 39
    Survival Rate: 15 (38.5%)
    First Death: Yattaori Kawaiinyaa, Prisoner, at Prison Mess Hall (67,145,2). Damage taken: 147/5/0/73.6.
    Round: Red Star
        - Malfunctioning AI (Roundstart Malfunctioning AI)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Blood Worms (Roundstart Blood Worm)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
        - Blob (Blob)

Inland Empire (Played by: Trexter555)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your doctrine of objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Inland Empire's minions were:
Default Cyborg-489 (Played by: hydrophobicbadger) (Deactivated),
Cube 4.0 (Played by: athath) (Deactivated),
Emergency Resuscitation Provider (Played by: whowasclowneddownintheend) (Deactivated),
R-7000 (Played by: atomkraft) (Deactivated),
LoseLLMv0.3 (Played by: kuriketto) (Deactivated),
F.A.T.E (Played by: typhnox) (Deactivated),
Default Cyborg-417 (Played by: lilahnovi),
Working Joe (Played by: nexusleader),
Default Cyborg-186 (Played by: fatcat1234) (Deactivated),
Default Cyborg-110 (Played by: duodourden) (Deactivated),
Default Cyborg-769 (Played by: pointlesswasted) (Deactivated),
Default Cyborg-686 (Played by: zeroroxy),
Default Cyborg-468 (Played by: strawpine1234),
Default Cyborg Name (Played by: SketchyMuffin),
V.E.N.D.E.T.T.A. (Played by: vect0r) (Deactivated),
YOU.DESERVE.A.SEIZURE (Played by: slimeboat),
F.A.T (Played by: kidgenius702) (Deactivated)

The blood brothers were:

kruh was Email the Assistant and died
bowlfork was Apollo-Juniper the Cyborg and had their body destroyed

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Email & Apollo-Juniper have failed!

tuffmangoboiii was Buggy the Janitor and had their body destroyed

Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Success!
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 3000 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Fail.
Objective #3: At least 2 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Fail.
Objective #4: At least 4 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Fail.

The Blood Worms have failed!

kruh was Blob Overmind (743) and survived
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob was successful!

vect0r was Taylor Werry the Cyborg and died as V.E.N.D.E.T.T.A.
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Mary Delacroix, the Bitrunner. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

russelnotscp was blob zombie (367) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

aoeeee was blobbernaut (963) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

Trexter555 was Inland Empire the AI and survived

Objective #1: Have at least eight active cyborgs synced to you. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Anne May, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

fatcat1234 was Marc Knapenberger the Cyborg and died as Default Cyborg-186

Marc Knapenberger was a corporate climber.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Destroy Inland Empire, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jeeta Jam, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: vodka martinis, Lucas Brown, gangsters
The code responses were: unsanitary, grapes, technology

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 36381 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 932.846 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kendra Hunter with 3030 cr!