Round ID: 261819
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 33 minutes and 13.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 71

    Evacuation Rate: 0 (0%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 0 (0%)
    Survival Rate: 14 (19.7%)
    First Death: Shelly Shobbs, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (123,173,3). Damage taken: 0/187.5/0/43.4. Their last words were: "Miner dead!..."
    Round: Orange Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Nuclear Operatives (Midround Nukeops)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
BLOWSYOUUP Operatives:
Total Annihilation!
BLOWSYOUUP operatives destroyed Mother's Prison Theta but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 199 TC) [Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle Briefcase (Hard)
18 TC
An outdated, but still extremely powerful anti-materiel sniper rifle. Fires .50 BMG cartridges from a 6 round magazine. Can be fitted with a suppressor. If anyone asks how that even works, tell them it's Nanotrasen's fault. Comes with 3 spare magazines; 2 regular magazines and 1 disruptor magazine. Also comes with a suit and tie.
]
[.50 BMG Penetrator Magazine (AMSR)
4 TC
A 6-round magazine of penetrator ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Can pierce walls and multiple enemies.
x2]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life (25% off!)
3 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.
]
[M-90gl Carbine Case (Hard) (50% off!)
9 TC
A fully-loaded, specialized three-round burst carbine that fires .223 ammunition from a 30 round magazine.Comes with a 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher. Use secondary-fire to fire the grenade launcher. Also comes with two spare magazines and a box of 40mm rubber pucks. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Stealth Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Syndicate Outlaw Kit
18 TC
There've been high tales of an outlaw 'round these parts. A fella so ruthless and efficient no ranger could ever capture 'em. Now you can be just like 'em! This kit contains armor-lined cowboy equipment, a custom revolver and holster, and a horse with a complimentary apple to tame. A lighter is also included, though you must supply your own smokes.
]
[Energy Sword (50% off!)
3 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Syndicate Minibomb (50% off!)
1 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
x4]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[M-90gl Carbine Case (Hard) (50% off!)
9 TC
A fully-loaded, specialized three-round burst carbine that fires .223 ammunition from a 30 round magazine.Comes with a 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher. Use secondary-fire to fire the grenade launcher. Also comes with two spare magazines and a box of 40mm rubber pucks. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
x2]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.
]
[.223 Toploader Magazine (M-90gl)
2 TC
An additional 30-round .223 magazine; suitable for use with the M-90gl carbine. These bullets pack less punch than 7mm rounds, but they still offer more power than .45 ammo due to their innate armour penetration.
x9]
[.50 BMG Penetrator Magazine (AMSR)
4 TC
A 6-round magazine of penetrator ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Can pierce walls and multiple enemies.
]
[CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
x2]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
The changelings were:
chappygart was Ricardo Stahl and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: DO not die to any nuclear bombs
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

leifnobody was Zebulon Spiff the Curator and died as headslug
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Be a monster and terrorize the station.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
Chappygart was Bonobo Assassin and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

Slimeboat was Monkey Business and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
mrjafar was Ani Myu the Paradox Clone and died as Coma GR
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Ani Myu remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Ani Myu, the Coroner's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The spies were:
kuriketto was Anne May the Assistant and survived
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Suspicous Duffel Bag, Power Beacon, Combat Gloves, Switchblade, Mulligan Kit, Power Fist and Binary Translator Key
Objective #1: Steal as many items as you can.
Objective #2: Protect the station's optional surgeries.
Objective #3: Steal all the vending machines from hydroponics.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
scrubbehh was Tychus Tiber the Assistant and died

Tychus Tiber was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Simian Agent Reinforcements
6 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena.
x2]
[Simian Agent Supplies
4 TC
Sometimes you need a bit more firepower than a rabid monkey. Such as a rabid, armed monkey! Monkeys can unpack this kit to receive a bag with a bargain-bin gun, ammunition, and some miscellaneous supplies.
x2]


Objective #1: Prevent Olivier Veerriene, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Mayson Blackwood, the Bitrunner. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor was successful!

pointlesswasted was Kaelyn Lacon the Roboticist and had their body destroyed

Kaelyn Lacon was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 19 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
x2]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

s133py was Emilie Toussaint the Medical Doctor and survived

Emilie Toussaint was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [Infiltrator MODsuit (83% off!)
1 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[MODsuit wraith cloaking module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.
]


Objective #1: Make sure the crew gets a goodnight's rest.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

nukeey was Jonas J.J. Jones the Shaft Miner and survived

Jonas J.J. Jones was an MI13 agent.
(used 17 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

btcbuster was Joe Madwell the Assistant and died

Joe Madwell was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
x3]
[Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Fitz Sholl, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Scav Jones, the Botanist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: Prisoner, traitors, donk pockets
The code responses were: soybeans, happiness
Medal Commendations:
Steven Starscream awarded Molly Konstantin the robust security award! - for being Molly
Steven Starscream awarded Glu Furro the robust security award! - for falling asleep on the job
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 64950 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 914.789 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was John Radic with 8225 cr!