Round ID: 261790
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 45 minutes and 11.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94%
    Total Population: 27

    Evacuation Rate: 22 (81.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 20 (74.1%)
    Survival Rate: 25 (92.6%)
    First Death: Astrid Phills, Bartender, at Cargo Lobby (82,147,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
Fun Fact Generator (Played by: pumpkin0)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Fun Fact Generator's minions were:
Fun Fact Generator Medical Shell-268 (Played by: pumpkin0)
Someone became obsessed!
moisterthanthou was Opodiphthera Ferrilinea the Paramedic and survived
Objective #1: Murder Cash Jackson, Clair Frenken's coworker. Fail.
Objective #2: Spend 3 minutes around Clair Frenken while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Hug Clair Frenken 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Clair Frenken, the Warden. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 1 minute and 10 seconds being near Clair Frenken!
The Obsessed has failed!

The traitors were:
whowasclowneddownintheend was Astrid Phills the Bartender and had their body destroyed

Astrid Phills was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 4 TC) [Power Beacon
4 TC
When screwed to wiring attached to an electric grid and activated, this large device pulls any active gravitational singularities or tesla balls towards it. This will not work when the engine is still in containment. Because of its size, it cannot be carried. Ordering this sends you a small beacon that will teleport the larger beacon to your location upon activation.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Johnny Stationhand, the Lawyer. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Shelly Shobbs, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!

scrubbehh was Henk Hogan the Clown and died

Henk Hogan was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]

Objective #1: You are THE Henk Hogan, enoughs enough, put on the greatest wrestling show and then die a glorious death.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: cargo bay, Cargo Technician, books, assholes
The code responses were: Neptunium XXXV, moist, council chamber
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 25378 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 939.926 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Silas Ward with 11208 cr!