Round ID: 261696
    Map: Discstation
    Shift Duration: 43 minutes and 21 seconds
    Station Integrity: 93.4%
    Total Population: 30

    Evacuation Rate: 21 (70%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 18 (60%)
    Survival Rate: 29 (96.7%)
    First Death: , Unassigned Crewmember, at Bridge (128,130,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
LoseGPTv0.9 (Played by: kuriketto)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

LoseGPTv0.9's minions were:
LoseGPTv0.9 Engineering Shell-328 (Played by: kuriketto),
S3P-H (Played by: derpehboi)
The demons were:
ifyadontknownowyaknow was demon the Slaughter Demon and survived
Objective #1: Hug and tickle everyone.
The Laughter demon consumed a total of 2 bodies!
The Laughter demon survived!

The traitors were:
ifzoey was Valerie Young the Assistant and survived

Valerie Young was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.]

Objective #1: Contract the contractor contracting contracts.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 1 contract for a total of 6 TC!

The traitor was successful!

ifyadontknownowyaknow was Dinky Doodle the Clown and died

Dinky Doodle was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [a boxed syndicate pony (80% off!)
2 TC
This box contains everything for a better life. Pony, a mind potion for this pony, an apple for this pony. For God's sake, don't make apple pie! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Clown Bomb (80% off!)
3 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.x6]

Objective #1: Prevent Lich ''Invincible'' Virgo, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: horrorterrors, supermatter shards, ketchup
The code responses were: Assistant, absinthe, heterosexual
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 18 customers and made 480 credits.
In total, they earned 480 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 12996 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 433.2 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Valerie Young with 764 cr!